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Author Topic: steampunk pick up lines (and flirting advice)  (Read 1092 times)
Caledonian
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« on: March 19, 2016, 05:01:40 pm »

Help me out or make me laugh.
Give me your cheesiest pick up lines and flirt a
dvice.
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2016, 05:40:07 pm »

Out.
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Peter Brassbeard
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2016, 05:53:13 pm »

I'd hope that we could at least aspire for better than the borderline sexual predator stereotypical pickup line.  After all, do we not aspire to the ideals of a more civilized age?  How does a gentleman express interest in a lady without impugning her (or his) honor?
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2016, 06:33:46 pm »

We're all just animals in smart clothes trying to make sense of all this chaos before we die. How about we turn our backs on societies endless tirade of body shame and sexual pidgeonholes and make use of the only actual freedom we'll ever have; the freedom to make choices. How about we choose to enjoy our bodies together?


I know a great cure for hysteria.


Let's make out like a steam engine; noisy, wet, messy and with two burly people to get us stoked.


Hmm... No wonder my single years were hard.
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2016, 05:57:24 am »

Let's make out like a steam engine; noisy, wet, messy and with two burly people to get us stoked.

My dear,
This almost made me spill my drink all over the screen. Seriously. I don't know why this tickled my fancy so much, but it did.

~Sammi
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2016, 10:15:54 am »

We're all just animals in smart clothes trying to make sense of all this chaos before we die. How about we turn our backs on societies endless tirade of body shame and sexual pidgeonholes and make use of the only actual freedom we'll ever have; the freedom to make choices. How about we choose to enjoy our bodies together?


I know a great cure for hysteria.


Let's make out like a steam engine; noisy, wet, messy and with two burly people to get us stoked.


Hmm... No wonder my single years were hard.

That chap Darwin would have us believe that we are mammals like any other; might I suggest that we indulge our animal instincts in the manner described by the great scientist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iIx-dQwbPs
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2016, 10:38:25 am »

We're all just animals in smart clothes trying to make sense of all this chaos before we die. How about we turn our backs on societies endless tirade of body shame and sexual pidgeonholes and make use of the only actual freedom we'll ever have; the freedom to make choices. How about we choose to enjoy our bodies together?


I know a great cure for hysteria.


Let's make out like a steam engine; noisy, wet, messy and with two burly people to get us stoked.

Hmm... No wonder my single years were hard.

That last one might be effective....   Grin
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2016, 08:07:08 pm »

Is that a Dirigible in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2016, 09:31:44 pm »

Young lady, you have made me very happy. It is not every day that I get to see a dead heat in a Zeppelin race from such close quarters.
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2016, 10:22:34 pm »

An old chap I used know, called Bob, had a chat-up line he would use in the pub:

"Did you know, the main difference between a Traction Engine and a Steamroller, is that a Steamroller doesn't have a true differential?..."


When asked what he would do if a woman actually knew that, he said " RUN! "   Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2016, 11:08:10 pm »

Young lady, you have made me very happy. It is not every day that I get to see a dead heat in a Zeppelin race from such close quarters.

Oh goodness, this one made me laugh so much........
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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2016, 09:20:43 pm »

Here are some more examples:- Steam-punk pick up lines! & The Steampunk Pick-up line thread.
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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2016, 10:35:14 pm »

Quote from: Sammiannnz link=topic=47620.msg964261#msg964261
Seriously. I don't know why this tickled my fancy so much, but it did.

Back at university I ended up manning a stall next to the burlesque society (yes we had one!) at the fresher's fair and since they were offering cake I had one of their young ladies select a fondant fancy and invite me to tickle her fancy.
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« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2016, 12:42:16 am »

Help me out or make me...

Young Miss, would you care to accompany me to the darkroom and see what develops ?
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« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2016, 06:30:13 pm »

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"What would you say to us experimenting in turning our potential energies into kinetic?"


"Are you a stoker? Just my furnace is ablaze and my piston is ready to start pumping."
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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2016, 07:33:51 pm »

I do not use pick up lines. I am blessed with the body of a virile, sexually litigious eighteen year old. If I were (which I'm not) in the frame of mind to prostitute myself satisfying every single sordid whim of a steampunk lady or male; the mere view of my tight, perky buttocks firmly held within my "special" flamenco trousers would be advertisement enough that this rare dense, fat free meat was on the market.

In this world you advertise. Door to door sales are so passé.
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« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2016, 10:27:09 pm »

I am blessed with the body of a virile, sexually litigious eighteen year old.

Ah, chest freezers. Not just for keeping Christmas leftovers.
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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2016, 01:59:00 am »

I am blessed with the body of a virile, sexually litigious eighteen year old.

Ah, chest freezers. Not just for keeping Christmas leftovers.

Oh, WELL played sir.
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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2016, 02:31:00 am »

I am blessed with the body of a virile, sexually litigious eighteen year old.

Ah, chest freezers. Not just for keeping Christmas leftovers.




My hilarity is causing my posterior to detach itself...
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« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2016, 03:13:16 am »

This is fantastic lol
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« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2016, 05:06:57 am »

I do not use pick up lines. I am blessed with the body of a virile, sexually litigious eighteen year old. If I were (which I'm not) in the frame of mind to prostitute myself satisfying every single sordid whim of a steampunk lady or male; the mere view of my tight, perky buttocks firmly held within my "special" flamenco trousers would be advertisement enough that this rare dense, fat free meat was on the market.

In this world you advertise. Door to door sales are so passé.

I hate to contradict you, my good sir. But they say that meat with fat is more tasty, like a fine Kobe loin; thus I justify the ale and burgers for dinner. Ladies feel free to broil any time until this beef is well done.

 Grin
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2016, 10:54:54 am »

I am blessed with the body of a virile, sexually litigious eighteen year old.

Ah, chest freezers. Not just for keeping Christmas leftovers.

Neatly folded like a Bianchi Model 1912 sir.
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