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chicar
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« on: September 27, 2015, 01:36:19 am »

A compendium of our steampunk themed jokes.

Lets start:

1)What the courier pilot answered when asked what he prefer to use as personal armor ?

I'm a mail man

2) A mad scientist plan to travel to the Sun. '' but it is too hot here ! '' '' don't worry i will go by night. ''

3) Three men arrive in Heaven.

First man: What all this clocks are for ?
St-Peter: They calculate the sins of the mortals. For each sins, they move of one second.

The first men's clock barely move of a minute, the second of five.

Third man: Where mine ?
St-Peter: The boss use it as ventilator.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2015, 03:17:53 am by chicar » Logged

The word pagan came from paganus , who mean peasant . Its was a way to significate than christianism was the religion of the elite and paganism the one of the savage worker class.

''Trickster shows us how we trick OURSELVES. Her rampant curiosity backfires, but, then, something NEW is discovered (though usually not what She expected)! This is where creativity comes from—experiment, do something different, maybe even something forbidden, and voila! A breakthrough occurs! Ha! Ha! We are released! The world is created anew! Do something backwards, break your own traditions, the barrier breaks; destroy the world as you know it, let the new in.''
Extract of the Dreamflesh article ''Path of The Sacred Clown''
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2015, 02:36:45 am »

What do you call a steampunk in disguise?









Incognito
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2015, 12:28:19 pm »

following this. nothing to contribute so far
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2015, 02:45:35 pm »

What do you call an Angry Steampunk?
Brassed Off.
How did the Angry Steampunk calm down?
He let of steam.
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2015, 04:58:44 pm »


How did the Angry Steampunk calm down?
He let of steam.

He really vented on this one...
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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2015, 12:36:40 am »

We'll have to gear up to start telling jokes.
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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2015, 05:29:30 am »


How did the Angry Steampunk calm down?
He let of steam.


He really vented on this one...

Ba dum tss Wink
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2015, 09:41:31 pm »

What the big stack said the little stack ?

You're too young to smoke.
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2015, 03:00:02 pm »

Why should Steampunks be fashion icons?

They have the best gear.
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You have to tread a fine line between avant-garde surrealism and getting yourself sectioned...
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