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Author Topic: Newsflash: Kraken Eggs  (Read 602 times)
J. Wilhelm
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« on: July 28, 2015, 04:38:10 am »

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen:

It is in this dark hour that I bring forth news of the discovery of a giant egg mass, off the Mediterranean coast, near the remote fishing village of Fethiye in Turkey, and believed to be laid by a specimen of Red Flying Squid (Ommastrephes bartramii).

I give you the aetheric link and chromic moving images of the find, but I must implore you that you not let young impressionable minds see the footage of this terrifying discovery!

the thing on Vimeo
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von Corax
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2015, 04:57:13 am »

The Ontario Egg Marketing Board ran a campaign a few years back with the slogan "Get Crackin'," but I'm not sure this is what they had in mind...

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The Leverkusen Institute of Paleocybernetics is 5838 km from Reading
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