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Author Topic: Things that make you go WTF? MkII  (Read 21939 times)
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« Reply #625 on: September 08, 2017, 04:22:43 am »

A rather odd aside: several years ago, I saw t-shirt worn by a high schooler in the hall at a school where I was subbing. It said something to the effect of "I am a Chinese Philosopher. My name is
I
Fling
Poo"

No, I'm not making this up, or trying to be punny...
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« Reply #626 on: September 08, 2017, 10:12:57 am »

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« Reply #627 on: September 09, 2017, 05:38:49 am »

OH MY GOD!! THE STUPIDITY OF PEOPLE!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41201494/people-like-ryon-are-going-to-shoot-at-hurricane-irma
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« Reply #628 on: September 13, 2017, 11:13:44 pm »

Flamethrower + High winds = Darwin award attempt
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« Reply #629 on: September 25, 2017, 04:05:00 pm »

The over whelming, never ending circle of red tape bullshit involved with a death in the UK.

A constant plethora of  paperwork, phone calls, letters, and now, a signed will isn't enough, probate...... involving some blood sucking lawyer screwing us at 100/ 200 an hour no doubt.

The whole process from registration to now is a ridiculous farce, and to top it all the funeral place wont release the ashes to the widow because my brother visiting from the states booked the funeral.

Really? Uumm best I don't get involved too much, I foresee plenty of profanities and a nasty situation in the offing..............

W T F !!

 

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« Reply #630 on: September 29, 2017, 07:18:53 am »

Sex robot sent for repairs after being molested at tech fair



The realistic doll was left "heavily soiled" after visitors got too hands-on


An AI sex doll has been left “heavily soiled” and in need of repairs after being repeatedly molested while on display at a tech fair.
The £3,000 Samantha sex robot suffered two broken fingers and was left in a filthy state by a barrage of male attention at the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz, Austria.
According to the Metro, the doll’s developer, Sergi Santos, from Barcelona, Spain complained, “The people mounted Samantha’s breasts, her legs and arms. Two fingers were broken. She was heavily soiled.”

Link:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/610ec648-b348-423a-bd3c-04dc701b2985


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« Reply #631 on: October 01, 2017, 10:46:50 am »

Sex robot sent for repairs after being molested at tech fair



The realistic doll was left "heavily soiled" after visitors got too hands-on


An AI sex doll has been left “heavily soiled” and in need of repairs after being repeatedly molested while on display at a tech fair.
The £3,000 Samantha sex robot suffered two broken fingers and was left in a filthy state by a barrage of male attention at the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz, Austria.
According to the Metro, the doll’s developer, Sergi Santos, from Barcelona, Spain complained, “The people mounted Samantha’s breasts, her legs and arms. Two fingers were broken. She was heavily soiled.”

Link:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/610ec648-b348-423a-bd3c-04dc701b2985





Alternate headline:
Even robo-sexdoll finds unwashed Con- nerds disgusting.

  And there goes their last chance for romantic 'success'....
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« Reply #632 on: October 02, 2017, 09:23:44 am »

Eyeball tattoos.
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« Reply #633 on: October 02, 2017, 05:51:16 pm »

Aaaaand I thought dermal implants and scarification were the ultimate weird body enhancement.

OK, I've got a few tattoos and my nose pierced, but...........
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« Reply #634 on: October 08, 2017, 09:25:13 am »

From today's BBC News site article about Hurricane Nate:

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« Reply #635 on: October 09, 2017, 07:15:46 pm »

From today's BBC News site article about Hurricane Nate:




Yep. You pretty much summed it up. Welcome to the Galactic Empire. Don't let Chancellor Palpatine's spies hear you talking about it.
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« Reply #636 on: October 25, 2017, 01:30:47 am »

I answered a phone call at work last night, the lady asked me if we carried upholstery grade burlap. She wanted to reupholster some chairs. I very politely replied that I had never heard of upholstery grade burlap, but we had regular burlap... she hung up without saying goodbye. Burlap covered chairs? No thanks...
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« Reply #637 on: October 25, 2017, 07:42:26 am »

I answered a phone call at work last night, the lady asked me if we carried upholstery grade burlap. She wanted to reupholster some chairs. I very politely replied that I had never heard of upholstery grade burlap, but we had regular burlap... she hung up without saying goodbye. Burlap covered chairs? No thanks...

But it helps them shed their skin!  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
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