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Will Howard
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« Reply #200 on: November 18, 2015, 08:05:20 pm »

Then there is Chinese food cooked by a resident of Cairo-  Wok like an Egyptian!
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« Reply #201 on: November 18, 2015, 09:12:42 pm »

Pirate cooking Chinese food over an indentation in a large flat piece of wood. Wok in the plank.
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« Reply #202 on: November 18, 2015, 10:26:50 pm »

We could be facing another international crisis like the one at the United Nations General Assembly New Year's Banquet a few years back. One clumsy waiter brought about the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece and the breaking-up of China.
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« Reply #203 on: November 21, 2015, 01:58:19 am »

Pirate cooking Chinese food over an indentation in a large flat piece of wood. Wok in the plank.


If he cooks corn on the cob, he sells it for a buck an ear...
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« Reply #204 on: November 21, 2015, 04:26:48 am »

Pirate cooking Chinese food over an indentation in a large flat piece of wood. Wok in the plank.



If he cooks corn on the cob, he sells it for a buck an ear...


That would be the corn the pirates cultivated in southeast British Columbia with their Yoho hoes?
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« Reply #205 on: November 21, 2015, 03:48:08 pm »

Pirate cooking Chinese food over an indentation in a large flat piece of wood. Wok in the plank.



If he cooks corn on the cob, he sells it for a buck an ear...


That would be the corn the pirates cultivated in southeast British Columbia with their Yoho hoes?


I thought that the Yoho hoes met the pirates on the quay in Port Royal...
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« Reply #206 on: March 11, 2016, 01:20:48 pm »

this thread is rusted to the floor now. can we get it moving again?
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« Reply #207 on: March 11, 2016, 03:58:42 pm »

This post has been dormant for a while, and I haven't gone back over the previous post to see if this is in here or not, but there's a story of a man at the seaside, feeding drugs to the birds. Why? he wanted to leave no tern un-stoned.  

this has to be the shortest one ever: Did you hear about the seal that walked into a club?

For the longest "shaggy dog" story go to The Worlds Longest Joke. It's 25 pages long.
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« Reply #208 on: March 11, 2016, 04:55:52 pm »

I could tell you about the poodle that hadn't been sheared in ten years but it's just another shaggy dog story.
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« Reply #209 on: March 11, 2016, 06:41:17 pm »

There once was a great dane ice sculpture, but when it melted it was just a water poodle.
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« Reply #210 on: March 13, 2016, 04:24:32 am »

We could be facing another international crisis like the one at the United Nations General Assembly New Year's Banquet a few years back. One clumsy waiter brought about the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece and the breaking-up of China.

AND left everyone (in) Hung(a)ry...
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« Reply #211 on: March 13, 2016, 03:42:37 pm »

Hoping for a less contentious meal we still got a lamb basting.  We shouldn't have served rum punch, now everybody is down for the count.
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« Reply #212 on: March 14, 2016, 05:06:03 am »

I read some slash fiction where van Helsing went down for the Count
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« Reply #213 on: March 14, 2016, 11:57:44 pm »

I read some slash fiction where van Helsing went down for the Count

That one really bites...
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« Reply #214 on: March 15, 2016, 05:31:50 pm »

Too bloody rite!
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« Reply #215 on: March 15, 2016, 09:26:26 pm »

You don't have to be negative, Try to be positive, it's not all in vein.
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Will Howard
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« Reply #216 on: March 15, 2016, 11:18:17 pm »

You don't have to be negative, Try to be positive, it's not all in vein.
Ah!  You prefer type O+ to type O-, perhaps!
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« Reply #217 on: March 15, 2016, 11:49:35 pm »

You don't have to be negative, Try to be positive, it's not all in vein.
Ah!  You prefer type O+ to type O-, perhaps!

In a slightly different vein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASumb152eCk
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