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« Reply #175 on: October 11, 2015, 03:55:23 pm »

Or, if you prefer,
Maag = stomach
Den = pinetree


That...somehow makes it worse... Ouch!
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« Reply #176 on: October 11, 2015, 04:01:56 pm »

Maagden = virgins
Tranen = tears
Boter = butter

And I am not the one next in line to inherit de Herminahoeve (aka the family farm) so you don't need to teach me anything.

You sure? It's a useful skill... You never know when useless trivia might come in handy...

I'm not sure...
Je weet maar nooit hoe een koe een haas vangt...
(You never know how a cow catches a hare...)

Or, if you prefer,
Maag = stomach
Den = pinetree


That...somehow makes it worse... Ouch!

Funny language, Dutch.
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« Reply #177 on: October 11, 2015, 04:06:38 pm »

...Funny language, Dutch.

If you're pining to put strobili in your stomach, I don't think that's coniferous at all...
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« Reply #178 on: October 11, 2015, 04:27:56 pm »

tree puns in one sentence? oak-ee
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« Reply #179 on: October 11, 2015, 05:36:27 pm »

Yew nogal me; always leaf 'em laughing...
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« Reply #180 on: October 12, 2015, 01:23:20 am »

Yew nogal me; always leaf 'em laughing...

Quit trying to branch out- let's keep to the root of the matter...
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« Reply #181 on: October 12, 2015, 07:30:28 am »

Oak A, I have no autumnative. Hail the conkering heroes.
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« Reply #182 on: October 22, 2015, 01:04:49 am »

This topic appears to have become trunkated.  Time to branch out and turn over a new leaf, if you twig to my meaning.
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« Reply #183 on: October 22, 2015, 05:55:26 pm »

This topic appears to have become trunkated.  Time to branch out and turn over a new leaf, if you twig to my meaning.

Why, are you board?  (Had to.  Had to).
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« Reply #184 on: October 22, 2015, 06:01:58 pm »

It'school.
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« Reply #185 on: October 22, 2015, 08:52:47 pm »

It'school.

Are you saying we need a better class of pun?
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« Reply #186 on: October 22, 2015, 10:37:58 pm »

We're running to form.
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« Reply #187 on: October 23, 2015, 01:43:34 am »

All class, that's us.
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« Reply #188 on: October 27, 2015, 06:12:21 am »

Oh, how did I know this topic, rather than growing coal'd, would still be burning?
(PreCogNition, obviously..)
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« Reply #189 on: October 28, 2015, 03:07:53 am »

You're clearly a bright spark, if not an old flame.
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« Reply #190 on: October 28, 2015, 09:59:01 pm »

Don't get burned up just because you didn't think of it...
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« Reply #191 on: October 29, 2015, 12:12:20 am »

I'm fired with enthusiasm, full steam ahead.
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« Reply #192 on: October 29, 2015, 07:12:12 pm »

I'm fired with enthusiasm, full steam ahead.

We're smoking out the competition!
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« Reply #193 on: November 08, 2015, 04:54:34 pm »

The Steampunk Undertaker who mixed up two similar coffins, thereby burying two people in the wrong places; he made several grave mistakes.
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« Reply #194 on: November 09, 2015, 06:56:56 am »

The Steampunk Undertaker who mixed up two similar coffins, thereby burying two people in the wrong places; he made several grave mistakes.
Then he dug himself in deeper by trying to cover it up.
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« Reply #195 on: November 10, 2015, 12:03:07 am »

The Steampunk Undertaker who mixed up two similar coffins, thereby burying two people in the wrong places; he made several grave mistakes.
Then he dug himself in deeper by trying to cover it up.

When caught he simply crypt away.
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« Reply #196 on: November 16, 2015, 11:46:14 pm »

His nephew went to Helsinki to learn the language, or to die trying. He swore he would not return until he was Finnished.
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« Reply #197 on: November 17, 2015, 09:46:26 am »

His nephew went to Helsinki to learn the language, or to die trying. He swore he would not return until he was Finnished.

Try not Russian things okay?
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« Reply #198 on: November 18, 2015, 01:09:03 pm »

And then there was the soldier who changed nationalities while making his first parachute jump... he came down a Pole.
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« Reply #199 on: November 18, 2015, 08:00:39 pm »

And then there was the soldier who changed nationalities while making his first parachute jump... he came down a Pole.

We'll have to Czech on that...

Does that leave you Hungary?

We have Turkey cooked in Greece.
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