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Author Topic: F&*k, Marry, Kill: The Steampunk Editions  (Read 815 times)
Rogue Ætherlord
Canada Canada

Student in Techno-Shamanism and Lyncanthrope

« on: January 15, 2015, 10:45:20 pm »

Warning: I don't know if it broke any '' keep it PG'' rules as i'm still very clumsy with cinematographic age rating system. Consider it a exercice in dark comedy.

I recently discover this game and it imediately titillated my inner naughty boy.

The rules is as follow:
1-choose in each of the following trio who would you f&?k, who would you marry and who would you kill.

2-feel free to skip questions depending of your preference.

Here we go:


a)Nicolai Tesla, Allessandro Volta, Benjamin Franklin

b)Leonardo Da Vinci, Hero Of Alexandria, Jacque Vaucanson

c)Jules Verne, HG Wells, Conan Allan Doyle

d)Edgar Allan Poe, HP Lovecraft, Bram Stoker

e)Frankenstein's Monster, Prometheus's Man, Osiris

f)Talos, The Tin Man, Pinochio

g)Héphaïstos,A Dwarf, Prometheus

h)Thot, Odin, Raven

i)Captain Nemo, Robur The Conqueror, Michel Ardent

j)Allan Quattermain, Dr Challenger, Dr Livingstone

k)Victor Frankenstein, Dr Moreau, Dr Jekyll

n) Alan Turing, Charle Barbage,Archimedes

m)Pierre, Meghan Davenport's Robot Monkey, Phineas Pennyload

o)Maxim, Dimo,Oggie

p) Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, Tarvek Sturmovaurus, Krosp

q) Theodore Roosevelt, John Henrie, Jessie James

r)Buffalo Bill, General Custer, Andrew Jackson

s) Dr Elemental, Robert Brown, Dr Steel

t) Doctor n%9, Doctor n%10, Doctor n%11


a) Marie Curie, Amelia Earhart, Marie Shelley

b) Galactea, One of Hephaistos's Maiden, Frankenstein's Bride

c) Athéna, Vesta, Isis

d) Mina Harker,Maria, Elizabeth Lavenza

e) Emmet Davenport, Claude Davenport, Olivier Davenport

f) Sarah Brightman,Rasputina, Kate Bush

g) Rose Tyler, Clara Oswald, Amy Pond

h) Poppy, Lady Nicolai Attercop, Meghan Davenport

i) Morluna, Lady Clankington, Siousxsie

j) Agatha Heterodyne, Violetta, Zeetha

k) Lucrezia Heterodyne, Weasel Queen, Zola

n) Harriet Tubman, Eleanore Roosevelt, Calamity Jane

m) Impress Sissi, Isabella II, Victoria

...and i'm out of inspiration for the ladies Sad . Sorry for the inequalitys.

I'm personally need some times of reflections before answering my own questions, so what about you ?


The word pagan came from paganus , who mean peasant . Its was a way to significate than christianism was the religion of the elite and paganism the one of the savage worker class.

''Trickster shows us how we trick OURSELVES. Her rampant curiosity backfires, but, then, something NEW is discovered (though usually not what She expected)! This is where creativity comes from—experiment, do something different, maybe even something forbidden, and voila! A breakthrough occurs! Ha! Ha! We are released! The world is created anew! Do something backwards, break your own traditions, the barrier breaks; destroy the world as you know it, let the new in.''
Extract of the Dreamflesh article ''Path of The Sacred Clown''
Hurricane Annie
Zeppelin Captain
New Zealand New Zealand

« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2015, 11:20:55 pm »


F*&^% Victor Frankenstein  because at least he was passionate,  intense and usually portrayed as young and handsome

 Marry DR Jekyll because he had money and didn't live long

Kill Dr Moreau because what girl would handle being trapped on an island with all those freaky animal mutants.
Fairley B. Strange
Zeppelin Overlord
Australia Australia

Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..

« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2015, 04:42:05 pm »

g. Presumably a tacky kneetrembler in the alleyway behind a council-estate pub at closing; marry, preferably neo-Victorian Barmaid/Governess-Clara, or if there's any Clara-version who can manage a decent souffle*; slowly and painfully, like the series in which she was companion.

  [*even Dalek-Clara would still leave the Pond in 3rd place]

j. Zeetha*; Agatha; Violetta    *although this would presumably be classed as an innovative form of suicide
« Last Edit: January 16, 2015, 05:06:07 pm by Fairley B. Strange » Logged

Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
Drew P
Zeppelin Admiral
United States United States

« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2015, 12:26:10 am »

Pond is too cute for 3rd.  Angry

Never ask 'Why?'
Always ask 'Why not!?'
Fairley B. Strange
Zeppelin Overlord
Australia Australia

Relax, I've done much dumber things and survived..

« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2015, 02:43:02 am »

Pond is too cute for 3rd.  Angry

Maybe, but at least 2 variants of Clara can rustle in a bustle.

Drew P
Zeppelin Admiral
United States United States

« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2015, 06:11:36 am »

 Roll Eyes
« Last Edit: January 18, 2015, 03:41:34 pm by Drew P » Logged
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