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Author Topic: I fancy a jolly jape, so a 3 words game! [possibly NSFW!]  (Read 54047 times)
Clym Angus
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« on: February 28, 2014, 01:47:42 pm »

Today (and yesterday evening if I'm rooting out the core of my melancholy) have been less than spectacular. So I'm in need of some good old bawdy entertainment to lift the spirit! To this end I suggest a game! Simple word game the rules are simple:

Put together 3 words that, in the history of civilisation should NEVER EVER be neighbours. The more horrific and reason destroying the better. Feel free to be as vulgar as you like, just don't be dull.

I'll get the ball rolling:

=False leg croquet=
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2014, 01:59:57 pm »

Black communist nazis.
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Always ask 'Why not!?'
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2014, 04:05:44 pm »

Excellent you see that's what I'm talking about, so much wrong it blisters the brains!

=Edward Scissorhands massage=

=Studded nut vice=
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Madasasteamfish
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2014, 04:22:41 pm »

Excellent you see that's what I'm talking about, so much wrong it blisters the brains!

=Edward Scissorhands massage=

=Studded nut vice=

*wince* ouch!

=Eternity with Jedward= (kill me NOW!)
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2014, 05:17:47 pm »

Supercharged Braille Racecar   
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2014, 05:49:57 pm »

*Blown out fanny*
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2014, 05:59:41 pm »

Burning sandpaper jockstrap
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Clym Angus
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2014, 07:09:31 pm »

=insatiable octopus concubine=
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2014, 07:41:43 pm »

Wolverine prostate examination
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2014, 11:29:57 pm »

Righty ho then! if thats the cut of the fabric! I see we have wheeled out the big guns.
broadsides it is!

Val:   =Golden arse nuggets=

Clym:   =Penis door knob=
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2014, 02:06:16 am »

Candied necrotic warts.
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2014, 02:26:10 am »

Jalapeño hemorrhoid cream
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2014, 03:26:26 am »

Vascular exploratory experimentation.
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2014, 04:10:04 am »

McDonald's Breakfast Burrito
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2014, 04:54:45 am »

^lol,perfect!^
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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2014, 05:24:50 am »

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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2014, 02:59:38 pm »

I've been using b.c.n.(see 2nd post) for 20+ years now as my way of describing a f'ed-up situation. Hence my fairly quick reply.

Maybe a thread could be started about 'odd sayings'? I'd start, but I'm a little, er, busy right now.
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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2014, 06:25:48 pm »

Genuine Victorian Nerf
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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2014, 10:52:16 pm »

...so what exactly do you mean by that statement, Colonel Zock?

I presume you are one and the same? Mr. Tick Tock?
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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2014, 11:16:04 pm »

Back on thread...

Steampunk boy band.
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« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2014, 08:10:18 am »

Torking toddler strippers.

(also read as Toddlers and tiaras.)
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« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2014, 08:26:36 am »

Poundland Quality Firearms
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« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2014, 01:32:08 pm »

Okay, enough is enough! Who's with me? Who thinks that NON Steampunk threads are nothing more than dried horse-toad dung? Come on people. Let's do something about this! Hit me up steamers.

Trolls are welcomed  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2014, 05:01:06 pm »

Female elves adored.
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« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2014, 08:07:06 pm »

Underwater Soot Juggling
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