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Author Topic: One line limerick, poetry encounters of the third kind  (Read 49468 times)
josecou
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« Reply #1675 on: December 06, 2016, 07:11:34 am »

to a child that's no older than 8.
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« Reply #1676 on: December 07, 2016, 05:58:02 am »

When addressing the young,
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Whatever did we do before retro-futurism?
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« Reply #1677 on: December 07, 2016, 10:45:48 am »

be aware for thrown dung,
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Choose a code to live by, die by it if you have to.
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« Reply #1678 on: December 07, 2016, 06:38:31 pm »

And then duck, before it is too late.

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Santa's reindeer are very unfit
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You have to tread a fine line between avant-garde surrealism and getting yourself sectioned...
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« Reply #1679 on: December 07, 2016, 06:48:53 pm »

They've let themselves go quite a bit
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« Reply #1680 on: December 08, 2016, 01:34:17 am »

Rudolf's red nose is from whisky,
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« Reply #1681 on: December 08, 2016, 09:59:10 pm »

But Prancer's still frisky,
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #1682 on: December 08, 2016, 11:05:20 pm »

And they left on my roof a large... mess.

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My favourite Yuletime beast is the BahHum Bug,
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« Reply #1683 on: December 11, 2016, 07:05:57 pm »

Which is seldom seen snug in a rug,
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« Reply #1684 on: December 12, 2016, 05:15:14 pm »

No, it lives wild and free,
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« Reply #1685 on: December 13, 2016, 07:50:46 am »

Behind each Christmas tree,
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #1686 on: December 14, 2016, 07:46:20 pm »

And steals all the tea from your mug.

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If you try to eat all the mince pies
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« Reply #1687 on: December 15, 2016, 01:46:50 am »

You will have to fight off the flies,
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josecou
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« Reply #1688 on: December 26, 2016, 08:25:06 am »

Keep smacking and swatting
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« Reply #1689 on: December 26, 2016, 11:55:02 am »

Not just swishing and frotting,
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« Reply #1690 on: December 29, 2016, 12:50:25 am »

And trying to put out their eyes.

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'Tis up to me to start this anew,
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josecou
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« Reply #1691 on: December 29, 2016, 03:50:53 am »

Even though my ideas number few.
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« Reply #1692 on: December 29, 2016, 05:52:48 am »

Soon it's the end of the *year,

(    ok, there aren't a lot of rhymes for 'month', unless someone is eager to try)
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« Reply #1693 on: December 31, 2016, 05:42:41 am »

But we won't shed a tear

(Alternatively: 'But when it comes to the crunch'. Never let it be said I shy away from a literary challenge.)
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« Reply #1694 on: December 31, 2016, 04:11:12 pm »

As we all wish to start off this, too.

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Tonight is New year's eve,
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« Reply #1695 on: December 31, 2016, 05:39:18 pm »

And some of us hope and believe
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« Reply #1696 on: January 01, 2017, 02:15:59 am »

Things will improve thi new year,
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josecou
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« Reply #1697 on: January 03, 2017, 05:36:09 am »

But there's lingering fear
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« Reply #1698 on: January 03, 2017, 08:33:12 am »

That events will  give us no reprieve.

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My predictions for Twenty-Ten-Seven,
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« Reply #1699 on: January 03, 2017, 03:01:07 pm »

More heroes will go on to heaven
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