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Author Topic: One line limerick, poetry encounters of the third kind  (Read 49845 times)
Will Howard
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« Reply #1625 on: October 06, 2016, 10:17:10 pm »

And never, no never, to the zoo.

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When he visited his mates at the zoo,
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« Reply #1626 on: October 08, 2016, 05:31:31 pm »

He took the lions fresh zebra stew,
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« Reply #1627 on: October 08, 2016, 11:48:06 pm »

'Though he ate it with relish,
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« Reply #1628 on: October 09, 2016, 12:15:23 am »

They thought it was hellish
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« Reply #1629 on: October 09, 2016, 03:45:02 pm »

And started to pelt him with poo.

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As he ran from the zoo in horror,
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« Reply #1630 on: October 09, 2016, 06:13:08 pm »

He vowed to return on the morrow
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Will Howard
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« Reply #1631 on: October 11, 2016, 12:22:56 am »

With a police riot shield,
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« Reply #1632 on: October 20, 2016, 02:00:09 am »

As if to level the field,
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« Reply #1633 on: October 20, 2016, 09:13:21 am »

And he'd sort out those felines, begorrah!

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The Irish have no word for snow,
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« Reply #1634 on: October 22, 2016, 06:27:41 pm »

Just "white stuff makes us go slow",
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« Reply #1635 on: October 22, 2016, 11:27:24 pm »

It freezes the spuds,
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« Reply #1636 on: October 23, 2016, 02:44:10 am »

Blights half the buds
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Will Howard
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« Reply #1637 on: October 23, 2016, 03:13:04 pm »

They say, "It comes from Scotland, you know."

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« Reply #1638 on: October 23, 2016, 06:08:25 pm »

It is inaccurate and quite rude.
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« Reply #1639 on: October 26, 2016, 05:15:56 pm »

But it brings joy, as you see,
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« Reply #1640 on: October 27, 2016, 09:20:32 am »

We laugh evilly
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Will Howard
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« Reply #1641 on: October 27, 2016, 05:54:58 pm »

And say, "You are one silly dude".

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There must be a much better way,
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« Reply #1642 on: October 27, 2016, 06:07:07 pm »

To play tennis than on grass or clay,
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« Reply #1643 on: October 27, 2016, 08:48:28 pm »

There's the "real tennis" court

(real tennis

the original form of tennis, played with a solid ball on an enclosed court divided into equal but dissimilar halves, the service side (from which service is always delivered) and the hazard side (on which service is received). A similar game was played in monastery cloisters in the 11th century.)
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« Reply #1644 on: October 28, 2016, 06:07:04 am »

But with a wee bit of thought
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Cora Courcelle
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« Reply #1645 on: October 28, 2016, 07:22:50 pm »

You could hit it and then run away.

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Why do we play 'squash' and not 'swede'?
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« Reply #1646 on: October 29, 2016, 01:10:26 pm »

Or a quick round of 'Turnip' in tweed?
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« Reply #1647 on: October 29, 2016, 03:54:37 pm »

Don't even think of eggplant,


(Incidentally the eggplant is, like the tomato, technically a fruit.)
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« Reply #1648 on: October 30, 2016, 12:58:21 pm »

Or, like Immanuel Cant,
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Fairley B. Strange
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« Reply #1649 on: October 30, 2016, 02:45:34 pm »

Get drunk and let it all go to seed.

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Now we're singing the Philosophers Song,
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