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Author Topic: St. Wowzer's Book of Very Silly Things.  (Read 9978 times)
Will Howard
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« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2011, 09:32:36 pm »

I have a disturbing feeling that St. Wowzer actually resembled Fat Freddy's Cat.  Can this be so?
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« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2011, 08:05:31 pm »

We did find numerous clawed up chairs and a mysterious box of sand during our explorations.
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« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2011, 08:37:47 pm »

I KNEW IT!!!
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« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2011, 12:48:52 am »

When is the next expedition planned?  I might try to take part- IF the Government will let me leave the country!
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« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2011, 01:09:39 am »

We may be going  as soon as we can get Igor down from the Arkham Congregational Church steeple. He landed there when he flew home (sans airship) and we can't talk him down as he thinks he is a seagull.

I do have some associates following up on a rumor of an icon of St. Phineas at this time though.
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« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2011, 01:29:22 am »

We may be going  as soon as we can get Igor down from the Arkham Congregational Church steeple. He landed there when he flew home (sans airship) and we can't talk him down as he thinks he is a seagull.

Have you tried a bucket of live fish as an incentive?
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« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2011, 03:09:05 am »

We shall have to try that as tinned sardines were a failure.
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« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2011, 05:09:29 pm »

He's still Igor. Put up an elaborate contraption with a huge switch. Say in a commanding voice, "IGOR! THROW THE SWITCH!", and he should mutter and shuffle before complying.
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« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2011, 06:45:34 am »

It WORKS!! We set up a lightning rod and switch after he had flown to the top of the inapplicable science building at Miskatonic U . He was struck by lightning and promptly regained his senses. Though he did poo on the chancellor's windscreen on the way down.
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« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2011, 08:15:04 am »

I see that Igor has retained his sense of humor.  Did the windscreen break?
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« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2011, 03:13:59 am »

Shattered! In fact the Chancellor was so furious we immediately left for the subterranean hideout in Wisconsin!  We are now laying plans for another expedition.  Either to search for the tomb of Rutintutin the last of the fabled Cambodian city of Sao Wat. Home of a great race of procrastinators. Due to violation of Russian airspace as Igor was flying home we are putting iff another Finnish trip for a wee bit.
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« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2011, 08:44:43 pm »

Shattered! In fact the Chancellor was so furious we immediately left for the subterranean hideout in Wisconsin!  We are now laying plans for another expedition.  Either to search for the tomb of Rutintutin the last of the fabled Cambodian city of Sao Wat. Home of a great race of procrastinators. Due to violation of Russian airspace as Igor was flying home we are putting iff another Finnish trip for a wee bit.

Procrastination sounds like fun.  I may try it- perhaps tomorrow...  Was Rutintutin as "colourful" & "exciting" as St. Wowzer?  Hope that you find more than his sandbox!
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« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2012, 05:16:50 pm »

Tried procrastinating a bit this morning.  I like it.  May do some more tomorrow or Tuesday.  Meanwhile, anything further on the next expedition?
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« Reply #38 on: January 02, 2012, 11:49:27 am »

Rutintutin was removed from nearly all Egyptian histories as he was totally incompetent. Often referred to as Oh Yeah Him! The screwup!.  I think we will see if we can find his tomb. With luck it will still contain the fabled Whoopie Cushion of Amon Hoho!
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« Reply #39 on: January 02, 2012, 12:32:15 pm »

With luck it will still contain the fabled Whoopie Cushion of Amon Hoho!
Wasn't that Amon Sterphaht?
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« Reply #40 on: January 02, 2012, 06:24:52 pm »

No, that was Amon Stermash.
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« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2012, 05:57:28 am »



I do have some associates following up on a rumor of an icon of St. Phineas at this time though.

What about St. Phileas?  Have you the Foggiest notion of what I speak of?
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« Reply #42 on: January 05, 2012, 07:39:39 am »

It seems that a portion of a triptych showing St Phineas has been reported  not far from where we located the book.My associate Igor, (Not Igor but his cousin Igor ) is searching out the location as we speak. With luck the other two panels will be found as well.
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« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2012, 07:28:07 am »

Please post pictures of anything that Igor recovers.
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« Reply #44 on: January 07, 2012, 07:39:02 am »

I surely will. Igor , if he makes any good finds will forward them to Igor (His brother) for conservation and restoration.
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« Reply #45 on: January 07, 2012, 04:47:12 pm »

So Igor has a brother named Igor AND a cousin named Igor?  Next you'll tell us that he has an AUNT named Igor!
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« Reply #46 on: January 07, 2012, 05:11:09 pm »

So Igor has a brother named Igor AND a cousin named Igor?  Next you'll tell us that he has an AUNT named Igor!

Igorina.

"Igor" for short.
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« Reply #47 on: January 07, 2012, 06:51:57 pm »

So Igor has a brother named Igor AND a cousin named Igor?  Next you'll tell us that he has an AUNT named Igor!

Igorina.

"Igor" for short.

So she's not very tall, then?
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« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2012, 06:00:41 am »

Yes, she's a bit height challenges. Cooks up a real good spaghetti and sardine sandwich though.
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« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2012, 04:46:46 pm »

Yes, she's a bit height challenges. Cooks up a real good spaghetti and sardine sandwich though.

Probably serves it on frosted raisin toast or cinnamon toast, I'd imagine...
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