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Author Topic: The Not So Secret Society  (Read 25630 times)
psn1der
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« Reply #425 on: January 19, 2012, 11:45:12 pm »

Variation of the old "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"..As the dynamite could be construed as a male body part...Which in this case, we actually hope it is the male body part, since the dynamite would be the greater of the two evils.   Grin

However, judging from the sparks and hissing noise, looks to be the dynamite.


(I could have gone so many other filthy/horrible/funny places with that, so points for me in the restraint category)
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« Reply #426 on: January 20, 2012, 12:33:54 am »

"Someone will have to investigate and attempt to put out the spark, if it is indeed dynamite you have down your trousers. I'm afraid I can't do it. I'm allergic to the stuff. Any volunteers?"
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« Reply #427 on: January 20, 2012, 12:53:37 am »

"Oh, look!  A thermos of Earl Grey." 

*Opens up thermos and dumps contents onto Mr. Birdnest's pants.*  "There.  Anything that was on fire, is now out!"

*looks around sheepishly, as the group stares*

"What?  I had to sacrifice the tea.  There was no other way."
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« Reply #428 on: January 20, 2012, 01:01:57 am »

*Looks bewildered from one to another, then suddenly she blushes*
OH!!!

...um, good thing the tea was there, though such a waste is a shame, really!
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« Reply #429 on: January 20, 2012, 12:10:18 pm »

I'm sorry, I fear I don't understand - would someone please be so kind to explain...?
From a film where Mae West says "is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me", to Cary Grant?

However, the inuendo is the same...
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« Reply #430 on: January 20, 2012, 09:29:40 pm »

*Sobs* "Not the tea!"
Peers over the balcony...

"I wonder if they have some down there?"
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« Reply #431 on: January 20, 2012, 10:19:13 pm »

Best use for tea!
Who needs tea when have ... IT!
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« Reply #432 on: January 20, 2012, 10:40:36 pm »

*Blinks*
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« Reply #433 on: January 20, 2012, 10:51:42 pm »

What exactly is an "IT"?
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« Reply #434 on: January 21, 2012, 02:27:48 am »

Can we drink "IT"?
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« Reply #435 on: January 21, 2012, 05:11:47 am »

'IT' is anything other than that vile concoction, tea!!
Like ice cold orange juice & ginger beer, 50/50!
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« Reply #436 on: January 21, 2012, 09:08:41 pm »

"Vile? Better watch what you say."

*Points with thumb over the balcony at the body on the slab

"He was the last person that used that particular adjective to describe tea."

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« Reply #437 on: January 22, 2012, 01:22:53 pm »

*finishes looking around - still no signs of life (apart from that strange squishy thing in the spare parlour)*

Well, that's it... there's just me left.
Hmm,,, well I can always sell this place to the Organisation of Disorganisationists and move on.
But first, there's still enough tea left to get a last brew down the hatch.

*lights fire of splintered furniture and puts the kettle on*

*soon the water is hot and a handful of Darjeeling is making a fragrant cloud through the building...*
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« Reply #438 on: January 22, 2012, 03:21:05 pm »

"Wait!"

*Sniffs the air

"isn't that...Darjeeling? It smells almost brewed..."
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« Reply #439 on: January 23, 2012, 04:13:59 am »

Follow that tea...Oh, I do hope they have decent biscuits.
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« Reply #440 on: January 23, 2012, 05:06:17 am »

I dare say, when you say "biscuits" in the same sentence as "tea" I sometimes wonder if you're talking about something different than what I had for breakfast in the morning. Unless you fellas like your tea with sausage gravy?
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« Reply #441 on: January 23, 2012, 12:19:14 pm »

*still rummaging amid the rubble for an unchipped teacup when the kettle whistles, turns, shrugs and picks up the one without a surviving handle*

Oh well, no teapot, so kettle-brewed and the last of the not-so-good china - but at least it's tea.

*lifts the battered kettle with an insulative torn seat-cushion and pours a cup*
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« Reply #442 on: January 23, 2012, 06:35:27 pm »

"Please keep your euphemisms to yourself, walkthebassline. There are ladies present!"

Pauses with one eye on the ceiling.

"I say, where do you suppose that ladder leads to?"
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« Reply #443 on: January 23, 2012, 07:42:45 pm »

"Why it leads to the clacks tower! I can have a message on the Grand Trunk in less than 60 seconds!"

"Did you want to know the latest price for anti air kracken sreum?"

"No!, forget everything I've just said then."
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« Reply #444 on: January 23, 2012, 09:57:08 pm »

"They have a serum for that now? Impressed."
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« Reply #445 on: January 28, 2012, 04:41:59 pm »

Well, that's the last of that refreshing cup.

*looks around for somewhere to toss out the tea leaves, and pours then down the open manhole with the ladder in the corner*
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« Reply #446 on: January 28, 2012, 08:02:23 pm »

Cubinoid, who has started up the ladder ends up with a face full of tea leaves. Fortunately, they don't get into his eyes, because his horn rimmed glasses prevent them.

"Coughs" Wipes the tea from the optics.

"Quick! I saw someone opening a little inspection hatch! This could be the way out!"

The ladder is rusty, and slimy from years of detritus.
"Mind out. It's slippery."

Climbing up to the top of the ladder, Cubinoid discovers that the ladder is missing the last few rungs. The hatch cover is ever so slightly out of reach.

"Damnation. I just can't quite reach the door. I say, whoever is behind me, fancy giving me a shove?"
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psn1der
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« Reply #447 on: January 29, 2012, 12:01:10 am »

Here...Stand on Evelyn's shoulders.   Cheesy
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« Reply #448 on: January 29, 2012, 12:38:59 am »

Hey!!!
Why me?
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psn1der
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« Reply #449 on: January 29, 2012, 12:51:49 am »

You just seem really tall?!?  And helpful?
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