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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Second Storey  (Read 40061 times)
The Corsair
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PixieOnTheMic
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2011, 02:42:25 pm »

I smell a lady, or Professor Oilcan is feeling overly feminine today... I think a search of the gentleman's club is in order!
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I think I should also mention I had a dream about this game, only Bailey was a woman...

I assure you, that incident in Singapore was all a misunderstanding.
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« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2011, 02:46:31 pm »

Ahh!! Look through the Blue door!
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Professor G O Pivot Oilcan
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The Abiliegh
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The_Abi
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2011, 02:47:44 pm »

Gin, if you will. And show it to some tonic, but be slick about it.

::goes and sits with the boys::
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« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2011, 03:45:34 pm »

::goes and sits with the boys::
Well Hellooooo, *plays with mustache*
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« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2011, 03:51:40 pm »

::goes and sits with the boys::
Well Hellooooo, *plays with mustache*

'Ello, darlin. ::lights a camel:: What's the word in this joint?
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« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2011, 03:53:21 pm »

I say! Ding Dong! This place is looking up!
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« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2011, 03:55:58 pm »

I say! Ding Dong! This place is looking up!

Well, of course it is! You've come to the second floor.
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« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2011, 05:03:40 pm »


Well, of course it is! You've come to the second floor.

There are so many double entrendre's that could be drawn from that statement.... yes I know I need to drag my mind up from the gutter...
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« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2011, 05:16:27 pm »


Well, of course it is! You've come to the second floor.

There are so many double entrendre's that could be drawn from that statement.... yes I know I need to drag my mind up from the gutter...

I thought that was a bit of the point of a smoking lounge, sir. Witty banter, clever innuendo, good alcohol and a better cigar! Just pointing it out sort of ruins the fun, now, doesn't it?
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dweorg
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« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2011, 05:21:12 pm »

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

And I think I'll have one now
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BB BlackDog
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« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2011, 08:52:38 pm »


'Ello, darlin. ::lights a camel:: What's the word in this joint?
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Strange, A little while ago a camel came in, went up to the Bar and asked For Cigarettes,
The steward replied,  
"We have a brand of Cigarette named after you"
The Camel said
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The Abiliegh
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The_Abi
« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2011, 08:53:48 pm »

Heh. I approve.
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« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2011, 08:54:46 pm »

Heh. I approve.

Don't get me started my dear
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dweorg
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« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2011, 09:00:15 pm »

They're funnier the more you drink  Wink
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« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2011, 09:24:34 pm »

They're funnier the more you drink  Wink

Dunnier the more you Fhink my good sir !, why I'm not as Thunk as you drink I am.
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« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2011, 09:28:04 pm »

Yes yes, more drinks are in order. Correct across the board, gentlemen.
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« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2011, 10:14:56 pm »

hehehe oops im running out of hider holes o dear
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helios
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« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2011, 10:24:11 pm »

Well, you'd best come out then. The closet's hardly a fit hidey-hole for a lady.
Tell you what. I'll grab a pastry, and a jar of malt liquor, and I'll just leave it here, beside the closet door.
*Carefully places a jam jar filled with whiskey down beside a plate with a large sausage roll and a small bottle of tomato sauce*
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« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2011, 10:50:36 pm »

*sniffs at the air*
mmmmm yum

*gingerly comes out*
*sits on the most unassuming chair*

thank yea very much kind Sirs but i am not much of a lady


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« Reply #44 on: July 28, 2011, 11:16:30 pm »

That hardly matters. You are a person, are you not? Therefore you are entitled to a certain degree of respect.
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TVC15
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Extremely hazardous...have some?


« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2011, 01:44:50 am »

*exits the Blue room*
Does anyone know how to get lipstick off of underclothes? I thought this was a smoking room, not a bordello...not that I'm complaining, mind you, and there is a bit of steam still escaping and my goggles are still fogged up. *sniffs and smell absinthe and lavender* Ah, a delicate bouquet to calm the nerves and slow the passage of time. I believe I need a decent meal at this point. Is there an eatery near by?
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2011, 04:10:51 am »

Brandy, Gin, Tonic, Rum, Absinthe, Everclear, Moonshine, and anything ELSE you may have behind that counter...  It is my goal to get plastered tonight!

*Pulls out a wad of bills*  DRINKS ON ME, EVERYONE!!!
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Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it. Send me to the rear! Where the Tides of Madness swell, and men sliding into Hell...

Oh please don't let these shakes go on...
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« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2011, 04:32:36 am »

*general noise and small stampede of feet getting closer to Xenos*

And the crowd goes wild. Thanks for the lack of constables around here.

I'll have a double of what he's having.

*pulls out a strange, unmarked cigarette and lights it*
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« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2011, 10:23:28 am »

Cigarette?  CIGARETTE?  No no no, that just won't stand.  Have one of my cigars, old boy.  Far more satisfying and mysteriously more-ish. 
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« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2011, 12:22:19 pm »

Brandy, Gin, Tonic, Rum, Absinthe, Everclear, Moonshine, and anything ELSE you may have behind that counter...  It is my goal to get plastered tonight!

um um dont drink the absinthe its watered down and i would check any chairs for tacks.......and your bottoms too

That hardly matters. You are a person, are you not? Therefore you are entitled to a certain degree of respect.

i thank you were i come from its the lads that get it all not the lasses thats why i decided to play a few tricks, sorry about your bottoms by the by
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