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Author Topic: A Model Seven Flintlock & Spatch Chronometrical Temporal-Displacer  (Read 811 times)
marcus cudworth
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« on: April 29, 2011, 12:06:01 am »


New from the master artisans of the mechanical marvel, Hieronymus Flintlock & Obediah Spatch: A Model Seven Flintlock & Spatch Chronometrical Temporal-Displacer
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46306944@N05/5666384653/#in/photostream

With inbuilt aoristic valve compensators, this model provides mobile chronolateral travel for easy use in the field or at home. Automatic latch-modulators ensure safe return to the point of origin while guaranteeing accurate arrival to within two svedbergs and the evanescent-proofed frontispiece provides reliable tempus tracking...Also available in teak.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46306944@N05/5666385123/#in/photostream/

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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 12:34:39 am »

The magnificence of your verbage is only exceeded by the magnificence of your creation.  Nicely done.
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 08:01:51 am »

Why thank you Sir ,the wordsmithing only mkes up for the fact it dosnt do anything  Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 12:51:59 pm »

I am just finishing up a large piece that doesn't do much either.  I'm trying to figure out what it is? Make it first and then decide what it is for and what to call it.
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 08:19:09 pm »

Now then, it seems to me that you have done yourself down for no good reason, and no mistake. Mark me well, that is certainly a device that is capable of much, and indeed were it to succeed, then you and I, and the others assembled hereabouts in the Aetherweb would be left in no doubt at all of it, as it were.
Yes, anyway- oh yes- I have checked your other picture of the marvellous device, and it seems that a Mechanical Platypus has appeared from behind said device. On the left...

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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 09:56:38 pm »

Aaahhh Mr Cudworth, that device looks like one of those electro mehanical, trans dimensional time travelling devices that I have heard so much about on the Interweb? Bigger on the outside than it is on the inside I believe.

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