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Author Topic: Monkey Butlers: Steampunk or not?  (Read 19138 times)
bicyclebuilder
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« Reply #100 on: October 07, 2011, 02:14:50 pm »

I would like to have a baboob butler. Steampunk or not, I want one.  Grin
(Just don't tell TOWMBO)
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« Reply #101 on: October 07, 2011, 03:58:26 pm »

Quote
"Baboob",


I'b soddy..I'b dot a code`*sniff*
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« Reply #102 on: October 07, 2011, 09:10:19 pm »

Grin
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« Reply #103 on: October 07, 2011, 10:42:19 pm »

Quote
"Baboob",


I'b soddy..I'b dot a code`*sniff*

Have you tried rubbing Vicks on your chest?

Wink Cheesy
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Mr Peter Harrow, Esq
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« Reply #104 on: October 07, 2011, 11:27:46 pm »

Quote
"Baboob",


I'b soddy..I'b dot a code`*sniff*

Have you tried rubbing Vicks on your chest?

Wink Cheesy

And who is Vick?
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« Reply #105 on: October 07, 2011, 11:50:21 pm »

Quote
"Baboob",


I'b soddy..I'b dot a code`*sniff*

Have you tried rubbing Vicks on your chest?

Wink Cheesy

Yup..and now she has it too!  Embarrassed
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GarethG
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« Reply #106 on: October 08, 2011, 12:30:43 am »

Quote
"Baboob",


I'b soddy..I'b dot a code`*sniff*

"I Wish to complain about this parrot monkey butler wot I purchased not 'alf an 'our ago from this very boutique."
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« Reply #107 on: October 09, 2011, 10:44:24 pm »

Not until the little blighters can type Shakespear.

I prefer a human bulter myself, but that is personal taste. At least one may have a sensible discussion on the merits of one's sartorial attire rather than listening to minutes of primatical whoops and squeaks.
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« Reply #108 on: October 09, 2011, 11:48:31 pm »

Yes but they work for peanuts !
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« Reply #109 on: October 10, 2011, 12:44:10 am »

Not until the little blighters can type Shakespear.

I prefer a human bulter myself, but that is personal taste. At least one may have a sensible discussion on the merits of one's sartorial attire rather than listening to minutes of primatical whoops and squeaks.
plus they are less likely to fling there poo at you  Grin
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« Reply #110 on: October 10, 2011, 12:55:33 am »

Perhaps, but a human butler can´t iron your shirts while pouring you a cup of tea using their prehensile feet.
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« Reply #111 on: October 10, 2011, 09:16:47 pm »

Perhaps, but a human butler can´t iron your shirts while pouring you a cup of tea using their prehensile feet.


Maybe you need a mutant butler......
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« Reply #112 on: November 03, 2011, 05:38:05 pm »

It seems the Japanese are ahead of us, according to the BBC at least:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7654267.stm
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« Reply #113 on: November 03, 2011, 06:18:16 pm »

Not until the little blighters can type Shakespear.

I prefer a human bulter myself, but that is personal taste. At least one may have a sensible discussion on the merits of one's sartorial attire rather than listening to minutes of primatical whoops and squeaks.
plus they are less likely to fling there poo at you  Grin


Miss Tavistram had a manservant once, a real beast of a fellow...
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« Reply #114 on: November 03, 2011, 07:54:07 pm »

It seems the Japanese are ahead of us, according to the BBC at least:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7654267.stm
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« Reply #115 on: November 03, 2011, 11:32:57 pm »

It seems the Japanese are ahead of us, according to the BBC at least:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7654267.stm


Waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you! I mentioned them and posted that link in the opening post of this thread...
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« Reply #116 on: November 03, 2011, 11:36:44 pm »

Bah. Teach 'em to tell puns, they'd be real 'howlers'...
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« Reply #117 on: November 04, 2011, 01:12:12 am »

Call that a pun, it was a load of Macaque.

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« Reply #118 on: November 04, 2011, 06:57:23 pm »

Call that a pun, it was a load of Macaque.



I'm sure he could come up with a better one...gibbon half a chance!
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« Reply #119 on: November 05, 2011, 12:20:19 am »

Now if you had a monk whose only job was to lock the door when you left, you'd have a monk-key....

 Cry I'm lonely
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« Reply #120 on: November 05, 2011, 06:28:10 pm »

Now, now, let's not drop a monkey wench in the works...
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Uncle Arthur
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« Reply #121 on: November 08, 2011, 12:07:49 pm »

Now if you had a monk whose only job was to lock the door when you left, you'd have a monk-key....

 Cry I'm lonely
And if you had one that fried potatoes you would have a chip monk.
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« Reply #122 on: November 08, 2011, 12:13:15 pm »

Now if you had a monk whose only job was to lock the door when you left, you'd have a monk-key....

 Cry I'm lonely
And if you had one that fried potatoes you would have a chip monk.

Also known as 'A Friar!'  Grin
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« Reply #123 on: November 09, 2011, 10:01:12 am »

Would a chav monkey butler be a Burberry ape?

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« Reply #124 on: November 15, 2011, 11:25:13 pm »

Would a chav monkey butler be a Burberry ape?



And todays winner of Brass goggles is...

The BURBERRY APE!

Sorry, Captain Shipton Bellinger!

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