thanks for the inspiration.
My real name is Steven Langewouters.
If an English speaking person would have to pronounce my first name, he would have to say: Stay v'n. (read outloud to understand what I'm saying.

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I won't bother you with my last name, but the origin is probably something to do with a man who's name was Wouter. Who was tall (in Dutch: lang). And he had a son. The son's name would be "tall Wouters son". Shortened to Tallwouters or Langewouters.
That said, I've thought up these names:
Steven Longwaters. The pronouciation of my last name, resembles the name Longwaters, but it sounds a bit to wild west.
Stay Van Locomotive. (Locomotief was a bike-brand in Holland)
Stay Van der Plumber. (I'm an engineer in plumbing for houses and other buildings)
I think I'm going to think about these names and maybe think of a different, more catchy one.