dragonflai
Deck Hand
 United States
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2010, 07:28:49 am » |
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I've decided to take my cue from a live rat trap I saw. There will be a hinged platform attached to the stick, so that if anything lands on the platform, the stick moves and the lid closes. This is, after all, supposed to be a LIVE fae trap. And it comes with lots of warnings. I plan to include a sheet saying:
"Submitted for the buyer's consideration: one faerie trap. The trap begins with a simple wooden box, into which an ingenious device for the automatic production of music has been placed. (Other enticements, such as saucers of milk or puzzles, may be added as the user desires.) A platform allows the unsuspecting fae creature to alight and enjoy the music, whereupon the hinged platform rotates downward, causing the bar holding open the box to descend, and the trap to close. Once the faerie is inside, Cold Iron wire and mesh (placed to enable the passage of fresh air) meet around the creature, containing him/her/it and his/her/its magickal attempts to escape or retaliate. In order to seek refuge from the Iron, the faerie will likely retreat into the silk pouch (the magickal insulating effects of which are well known to natural philosophers and alchemists alike), from whence it may be retrieved by the intrepid trapper. Alternatively, the creature may be viewed by one with the Sight or in possession of a seeing stone without removing it from the trap. This may be the safer course of action. It is also possible to insert a few drops of ether and place a glass over the mesh opening, causing the faerie to fall asleep. Though this allows for transfer to the location of one’s choice that the creature may be subjected to experimentation, it is contraindicated in cases where the creature may subsequently escape or be avenged by its kin. Please note: Designs by Dragonflai, its subsidiaries and associates, are not to be held legally, financially, or ethically responsible for any negative effects of faerie hunting, including, but not limited to: sour milk, missing keys and/or jewels, stolen children, blindness, enslavement, and/or gruesome death. This is not a toy, and is not recommended for small children.
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