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Author Topic: The Guild of Mad Bastards  (Read 13892 times)
walkthebassline
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« Reply #75 on: December 20, 2011, 04:48:05 pm »

Well hello there...where have you been? And where have I been? Can't be too sure can we?

A pint of your best if you please. Or shall I get something for you instead? Bah, lets just have shots all around!
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"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."

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« Reply #76 on: December 20, 2011, 06:59:04 pm »

Shots it is!
I do presume it's spirits you're after?

*puts away shotgun*
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walkthebassline
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« Reply #77 on: December 20, 2011, 07:42:09 pm »

Either way works for me.

*Grabs everclear and bourbon*

Now who's up for a PPC? Hottest thing on Solaris VII these days.
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Manix
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« Reply #78 on: December 20, 2011, 07:47:57 pm »

Plutonium Plasma Conduit? is that even edible?
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walkthebassline
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« Reply #79 on: December 20, 2011, 07:52:27 pm »

*Pours two shots of bourbon over four shots of everclear*

Edible? Probably not. Drinkable? Sure, just don't be alarmed when your brain goes numb. But then, that's kind of the whole point.
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BB BlackDog
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« Reply #80 on: December 20, 2011, 07:57:40 pm »

I was going to write something, but sod it I'll have a drink instead
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walkthebassline
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« Reply #81 on: December 20, 2011, 08:06:50 pm »

That's the spirit! It is actually...that's the spirit right there, the unmarked bottle next to the vodka.
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Madasasteamfish
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09madasafish
« Reply #82 on: December 20, 2011, 10:31:16 pm »

That's the spirit! It is actually...that's the spirit right there, the unmarked bottle next to the vodka.

That wouldn't be the 'Christmas Spirit' Would it?

Bad I know, but it's that time of year again, for good will to all men (except the French), Peace on Earth, getting pissed and telling bad jokes.
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"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."
walkthebassline
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« Reply #83 on: December 20, 2011, 11:15:27 pm »

It could be the 'Christmas Spirit', absolutely! Especially if you mix it with this peppermint schnapps.
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Madasasteamfish
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09madasafish
« Reply #84 on: December 21, 2011, 12:01:48 pm »

It is? Good. Send it down this end of the bar. I've got too much blood in my alcohol stream.
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« Reply #85 on: December 21, 2011, 12:54:44 pm »

I believe the "Christmas Spirit" is this jolly little number:
http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/clone-your-own-unicorn-with-magical-unicorn-juice-7015

Also, effective immediately, all glasses here will be exchanged for more suitable replacements:


In other news:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Uncle Arthur
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« Reply #86 on: February 18, 2012, 04:49:19 pm »

Having passed peeved and become totally mad I thought I would wander in! I'll have a Guinness please.
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walkthebassline
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« Reply #87 on: February 18, 2012, 05:08:32 pm »

And here you go! There's not much that a Guinness cannot cure.
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Kieranfoy
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Wot's a personal text?


« Reply #88 on: February 18, 2012, 05:11:27 pm »

And another thing, if you choke a smurf, what colour does its' face turn?

You provide the smurf, I'll provide the strangulation.

We may need multiple tests, so bring a lot of smurfs, and a shovel.
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« Reply #89 on: February 18, 2012, 06:30:29 pm »

possibly a few cans too, choking smurfs can be thirsty work!
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Kieranfoy
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Wot's a personal text?


« Reply #90 on: February 18, 2012, 06:34:54 pm »

True. A full tea service is a must, and quite a few cans of beer, jugs of moonshine, and a barrel of exceedingly diluted horse urine for the Americans who are used to that sort of thing.
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Dr. Ironbeard
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« Reply #91 on: February 29, 2012, 09:03:09 pm »

"Horse piss indeed - BARKEEP! A pint of your best Single Malt! I'm working on a bit of a thirst and have one hell of a hangover and whiskey is the best prescription for both!"

The tall stranger plops himself down at the nearest table, reaches into his dusters deep pocket and lays several large gold coins in the centre of the table.

"And a round for your fine patrons. I so dislike drinking alone."



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walkthebassline
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« Reply #92 on: February 29, 2012, 09:06:18 pm »

Ah yes, a glass of rye whiskey if you please.
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« Reply #93 on: February 29, 2012, 09:25:51 pm »

*The sound of airship propellers drones directly above as the Isabella hovers overhead. The captain slides down a rope and staggers in missing a boot, his shirt and a sleeve of his longcoat, carrying an oak chest under his arm. Smoke both from gunpowder and his pipe drifts around him like a blue-grey aura*

Heard there was some spectacular scotch in this place and by God i could use some.  Actually, I would make do with crappy scotch.  If its wet and has a high alcohol content, I'll drink it!
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09madasafish
« Reply #94 on: February 29, 2012, 09:41:15 pm »

*Flies through the door into the barroom. Before getting up, dusting himself down and yelling outside.*

And another thing! Your Mother was a hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries!

*ducks to avoid a low flying bottle*

I fart in your general direction!

Well, that's the last time I fly with them. Barkeep, a bucket of your strongest ale.
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BB BlackDog
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« Reply #95 on: March 01, 2012, 04:53:38 pm »

Am I still here, ?
Too late to be early, I'll have another.
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Uncle Arthur
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« Reply #96 on: March 01, 2012, 07:24:21 pm »

Comin" Up Guv! Will that be a double?
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Chaos Zum Aufziehen
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Point me to the ale!


« Reply #97 on: March 01, 2012, 10:04:40 pm »

*The front doors swing open as though recoiling from the magnificence of the shining example of manhood that just blessed the floor with his entry, not much can be seen of this man, half his face is obscured by goggles, the other half by beard. It becomes apparent from looking at him that he is fully clad with clockwork finery, holding a single boot under his left arm, and a fife in his right ear. He approaches the bar.*

My name is Lord Alexander Lucien Chaos von Uhrwerkstadt.
I hear you have fine ale flown in from the Orient.
Leave the bottle, ask not about the fife.
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Captain Marcus Stahlsturm
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« Reply #98 on: March 01, 2012, 10:19:11 pm »

Ah Lord Alexander!  What a coincidence meeting you here!  Indeed they do have great ale and at reasonable prices
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Captain Marcus Stahlsturm
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Scoundrel, rascal, pirate captain and philosopher


« Reply #99 on: March 02, 2012, 08:54:29 pm »

By the way old chap, would that by any chance be my boot? Also, may I enquire as to why you have a fife in your ear?
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