But then, DARPA claimed that packet-switched networking was all about military communications or something of that sort: whereas in fact it turned out to be predominantly a vehicle for global distribution of pornography.
Heh. So, this might involve lightning, the Internet,
and porn?
*pinches self*
No, it's all about protecting property from lightning damage
Oh, it's just
NAR again.

I thought those schlumps were out of money.
OK, that settled, what are they
really going to use it for...
...and how much are they paying?