Can't say I use those words all the time but:
You twit, wet pepperwort in perpetuity? Yew tree in tyre, we type or write. "Wetter we quitter," proprietor ripped.
(just having fun, no offense intended at all. Just my twisted sense of humor.)
Offense? How could I take offense at something with no meaning? I find your lack of offense offending!


A little girl, no older than six years of age, walked hand in hand with her mother. They approached us on the same path, walking in the opposite direction. From the moment we were visible, the mother made it a point to look at anything but us. The little girl, however, stared in awe and couldn't look away. Our paths crossed. Not two steps passed us, we heard the little girl say, "Mommy, look! Angels!"
Every time someone heckles me about my appearance, I think back on that little girl, and it gives me the strength to keep going.
Wow--that's quite a story. I sincerely hope that the girl was able to keep her first impression of you two and was not indoctrinated out of it by her mother
("No, dear, those aren't angels, those are deviants! They've never done an honest day's closed-minded paranoia in their life--they probably eat little children and maybe even read poetry! You had better stay far away from them!")you and your girlfiend
o.O