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Nikola Tesla
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« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2009, 04:00:22 am »

*Shrugs out of his jacket*

Now I'm starting to suspect we can all do that.

Erm, why is mine Century-21 yellow?  Shocked
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« Reply #51 on: July 21, 2009, 04:05:35 am »

ERM....sorry, it was washed with a yellow jacket... don't worry, that inmate is in solitary, none of us can even stand her!
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« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2009, 04:08:57 am »

Can't imagine why that would be...by any chance does she rave on and on about a "down market" and the particular figure 6%, and constantly hand out cards?
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« Reply #53 on: July 21, 2009, 04:10:49 am »

How did you know?  That was even too nuts for us... so she's in the deepest, darkest, part of the asylum... chained, so don't worry.
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« Reply #54 on: July 21, 2009, 04:17:21 am »

Please tell Housekeeping not to wash my things with hers any more.  What she has may be a prion disease.  Last I heard these were not destroyed by simple laundering, especially with the cheap soaps they use in these establishments.
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« Reply #55 on: July 21, 2009, 04:20:26 am »

Ah, just wiggle out of it, everybody else has... we'll dispose of it post-haste!  Wink
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« Reply #56 on: July 21, 2009, 04:59:57 am »

She wasn't the lady in this, was she?
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If we really must have one of her kind here, why can't it be this one?
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« Reply #57 on: July 21, 2009, 05:46:49 am »

ERM....sorry, it was washed with a yellow jacket... don't worry, that inmate is in solitary, none of us can even stand her!

Where I come from, we buy aerosol cans full of horribly-toxic petroleum distillates for the sole purpose of dealing with yellow-jackets... (Went through over half a dozen of them three summers ago!)
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« Reply #58 on: July 21, 2009, 06:13:14 am »

Hey, Tesla... that's a definate idea... wasp spray... better than mace anyday... longer range too!
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« Reply #59 on: July 21, 2009, 04:12:23 pm »

Speaking of that.. have you ever played Arkham Horror... great game, Impossible to win.   Angry
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« Reply #60 on: July 21, 2009, 04:54:02 pm »

ERM....sorry, it was washed with a yellow jacket... don't worry, that inmate is in solitary, none of us can even stand her!

Where I come from, we buy aerosol cans full of horribly-toxic petroleum distillates for the sole purpose of dealing with yellow-jackets... (Went through over half a dozen of them three summers ago!)

Hey, Tesla... that's a definate idea... wasp spray... better than mace anyday... longer range too!

Heh.  I always wondered why those guys wore yellow jackets...admittedly I was thinking more along the lines of the Yellow Sign, but I suppose both theories could be correct.  In fact, that's most likely true.

Wasp spray it is.  Also effective against...*wary look*...them.
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« Reply #61 on: July 21, 2009, 06:04:36 pm »

You could always screech loudly, and run around yelling "Where's my chicken."  That tends to off-put anyone!   Wink
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« Reply #62 on: July 21, 2009, 09:24:48 pm »

Speaking of that.. have you ever played Arkham Horror... great game, Impossible to win.   Angry
It's not impossible to win. Just difficult. Fun game. Haven't played it in quite a while.
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« Reply #63 on: July 21, 2009, 09:53:50 pm »

Speaking of that.. have you ever played Arkham Horror... great game, Impossible to win.   Angry
It's not impossible to win. Just difficult. Fun game. Haven't played it in quite a while.

Okay, I give it to you... you RULE... I ALWAYS get Shibneggeroth (sp) or Cthulu.... and then... madness ensues, and of course I die.   Angry
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« Reply #64 on: July 22, 2009, 05:38:40 am »

AH, the inmates ARE quiet tonight... it might actually be time for the firehose... and to make it interesting, a slip & slide might be in order...  Grin
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« Reply #65 on: July 22, 2009, 09:51:12 pm »

And soap flakes.....*teehee*
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« Reply #66 on: July 22, 2009, 11:41:57 pm »

Lets not forget the whip-cream foam at the end!  Grin
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« Reply #67 on: July 23, 2009, 12:38:39 am »

*Feeling a bit low, now where DID we lock up the Shrinks?*   Undecided
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« Reply #68 on: July 23, 2009, 01:19:18 am »

...And where did we hide that key?...

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« Reply #69 on: July 23, 2009, 01:20:30 am »

The key, the key.....WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BLOODY KEY!?!?!?!?!?!?
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« Reply #70 on: July 23, 2009, 01:21:08 am »

Oh, THAT key, I think I might have (gulp) eaten it.   Lips sealed
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« Reply #71 on: July 25, 2009, 10:07:01 pm »

Oh, THAT key, I think I might have (gulp) eaten it.   Lips sealed


il get it....
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« Reply #72 on: July 25, 2009, 10:20:25 pm »

*Laughs madly*
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« Reply #73 on: July 25, 2009, 10:22:38 pm »

Well this is going to get interesting.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #74 on: July 25, 2009, 10:28:16 pm »

*Laughs madly*


fetch my chainsaw old chap... we have a key to obtain
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