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Author Topic: Arkham Asylum  (Read 94854 times)
clockwork creation
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« Reply #100 on: August 03, 2009, 09:15:56 pm »

*sigh* unless I find someone to cut in half with this chainsaw soon I will be mighty peeved
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Leave it to me.


« Reply #101 on: August 03, 2009, 10:07:17 pm »

I'm a more than willing chainsaw subject, provided you are indeed Houdini and can put me back together at my very best!
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« Reply #102 on: August 03, 2009, 10:22:36 pm »

hrmmmm I have super glue
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Isobel
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« Reply #103 on: August 03, 2009, 10:29:39 pm »

That just might do the trick, as long as you have duct tape as well!
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« Reply #104 on: August 03, 2009, 10:31:44 pm »

I do indeed  Grin *revs chainsaw*
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Leave it to me.


« Reply #105 on: August 03, 2009, 10:33:41 pm »

Lays on the table in my best imitation of a magician's assistant.
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« Reply #106 on: August 03, 2009, 10:34:26 pm »

* doffs hat winks and swings chainsaw*
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Leave it to me.


« Reply #107 on: August 03, 2009, 10:35:47 pm »

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT....

Look, my feet can still wiggle... you are good!
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« Reply #108 on: August 03, 2009, 10:37:41 pm »

hrmmm.... this is going to take more than glue to fix
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Athena
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« Reply #109 on: August 03, 2009, 10:38:39 pm »

*mixing up cement*
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Sulecen
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« Reply #110 on: August 03, 2009, 10:51:14 pm »

Why would anyone allow such madness to scrawl upon the walls, and have such a society between each other! You simply feed off of each others lunacy *tugs at his own straight jacket*. It's all bloody madness!

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    Down from the door where it began.
    Now far ahead the Road has gone,
    And I must follow, if I can,
    Pursuing it with eager feet,
    Until it joins some larger way
    Where many paths and errands meet.
    And whither then? I cannot say.
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« Reply #111 on: August 03, 2009, 10:52:13 pm »

Why would anyone allow such madness to scrawl upon the walls, and have such a society between each other! You simply feed off of each others lunacy *tugs at his own straight jacket*. It's all bloody madness!



Yeah, and? *continues to mix*
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« Reply #112 on: August 03, 2009, 10:52:48 pm »

*promptly cuts Sulecen's head off*
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Athena
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« Reply #113 on: August 03, 2009, 10:53:51 pm »

*watches head roll on the floor*

I like your style... Grin

*takes out needle and thread*
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Sulecen
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« Reply #114 on: August 03, 2009, 10:55:29 pm »

Oi why does my head hurt so bloody much and, why are there electrodes attached to me?
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« Reply #115 on: August 03, 2009, 10:56:05 pm »

A freind of mine once said 'Whoever said the pen was mightier than the sword did not have a big enough hammer'
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Athena
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« Reply #116 on: August 03, 2009, 10:57:24 pm »

Oi why does my head hurt so bloody much and, why are there electrodes attached to me?

Quiet, this won't hurt a bit...*maniacal laughter*

clockwork : This is true. Speaking of which...*looking for a bigger hammer*
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« Reply #117 on: August 03, 2009, 11:12:08 pm »

...I officially love all of you.

*mixing up cement*

I believe cement might make the lovely lady a tad bit heavy. She'll have to roll around everywhere. bahahaha.
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #118 on: August 03, 2009, 11:13:37 pm »

*pulls out a staple gun* ladies and gents I have a solution ! *beats Sulecen with said staple gun*
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Athena
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« Reply #119 on: August 03, 2009, 11:15:38 pm »

*putting on goggles and pausing before flipping the switch*

Awwwww.....thanks. ^_^ Most likely...but at least she won't be in pieces. Well, for long anyway.

*flips the switch and watches as sparks shoot out*
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« Reply #120 on: August 03, 2009, 11:16:53 pm »

Be sure to lace her up tight so she dries sitting up straight!  Wouldn't want to inflict a lifetime of bad posture on anyone, you know.

(Why don't you go practice your chainsaw technique on that lady downstairs?  Be careful, though, that she doesn't bud off and make more).
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #121 on: August 03, 2009, 11:17:53 pm »

*runs around stapling things to each other*
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Athena
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« Reply #122 on: August 03, 2009, 11:19:17 pm »

Well, between the staples and the electrodes, I think we've fused him together.

*runs away from clockwork* No!!!! I don't want to be that together!!! I refuse it!!!
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« Reply #123 on: August 03, 2009, 11:20:50 pm »

*ducks out in fear of getting stapled to a Realtor*   Shocked
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« Reply #124 on: August 03, 2009, 11:21:28 pm »

*carries on running around stapling like a loon*
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