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Author Topic: The Rrose Sélavy Tea Room and Gin Parlour for not so distinguished ladies.....  (Read 54560 times)
Athena
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« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2009, 02:13:57 am »

Why of course! And anything you can contribute to the *ahem* conversation would be most interesting.  Grin
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« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2009, 02:23:49 am »

I've seen the skin corset in photos. A dramatic look, for sure. Not something I would have personally (I'm kinda funny about needles piercing me. *shudder*). I love the look of "real" corsets. Bought a cute one and never wore it - because when it was laced up tight there was no where for the beer to fit!  Sad  There are some things I won't sacrifice for style.
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« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2009, 02:43:36 am »

Why hello, ladies. I heard you were serving gin?

Ooh, skin corsets. I've been considering getting one to celebrate my eighteenth birthday... Smiley
(I like poking holes in myself, but my parental units won't allow anything that's not an ear.)
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« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2009, 02:44:45 am »

I've done many... ahem... interesting things to myself... Jim Rose Circus would be proud1 Roll Eyes Cool
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« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2009, 02:45:27 am »

Why hello, ladies. I heard you were serving gin?

Ooh, skin corsets. I've been considering getting one to celebrate my eighteenth birthday... Smiley
(I like poking holes in myself, but my parental units won't allow anything that's not an ear.)

What they don't know won't hurt them. Or, as my godfather put it, it's always easier to ask for forgiveness and get yelled at once than to ask for permission and get yelled at twice.  Grin

*shoving over a glass of gin*
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« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2009, 02:46:41 am »

What they don't know won't hurt them. Or, as my godfather put it, it's always easier to ask for forgiveness and get yelled at once than to ask for permission and get yelled at twice.  Grin

*shoving over a glass of gin*

Ah, thank you m'dear.

And truer words were never said.
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« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2009, 02:53:21 am »

*Emerges from passage*

Heard all the fun this evening was in here!  I shouldn't stay long; I've left my lady friend in the Gentlemen's Club (don't worry, she has very strict instructions as to her behavior) and should get back right away, but I thought I should say hello.  I'm afraid my friend can't use the passage, for...complicated reasons...but she's somewhat interested in membership here...she'll just have to use the front door I guess, which I can't, being a gent. 

This gender business is so complicated...
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« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2009, 03:12:17 am »

This gender business is so complicated...

Agreed, sir.
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« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2009, 03:14:42 am »

This gender business is so complicated...

Agreed, sir.

Agreed also... I simply don't understand men!
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« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2009, 03:23:41 am »

*inspects the new building, tilting her head at the stage with a lone chair on it*

Entertaining gentlemen, indeed.

*takes a seat and hikes her skirt up 'round her knees, fanning herself*
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« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2009, 03:26:29 am »

This gender business is so complicated...

Agreed, sir.

Agreed also... I simply don't understand men!

What is there to understand, Ms. Delirium?
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« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2009, 03:27:55 am »

Evidently everything/anything... They are a complete mystery to me. Huh
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« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2009, 03:30:15 am »

*gets up to meet the woman in a corset dress, with an uncommonly ugly yellow blazer, at the door*

Oh good heavens I am sorry.  Yes, it was a bit odd that you were alone over there and I in here...what?  Your "guidebook" said it would be the other way around?  Yes, but this is Brass Goggles, everything's a bit odd here.  I thought I told you to stay put!  You can't go wandering around alone in that club!  Here, come in here and sit down.  The ladies here are quite pleasant.  Oh, and could you please check your coat?  No, I can't say why...I'll explain later...
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« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2009, 03:31:57 am »

Yes, but this is Brass Goggles, everything's a bit odd here.

Truer words have never been spoken, good sir.
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Athena
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« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2009, 03:32:31 am »

*goes up to Nikola and grabs his arm, twisting it behind his back*

I'm sorry miss, I need to borrow him for a second. No, I'll bring him back in one piece, I promise. Can you watch? Of course, we're just going to interrogate him a bit. Now this won't hurt at all....*tying him to a chair*

You want to understand men? Here's a specimen. *turning a light on Nikola's face* Go on, question him.
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« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2009, 03:35:08 am »

THanks Athena, but I don't think Tesla's the one I'd like to hurt... others on the other hand.... wait... Tesla, ya got anything with loads of electrical current I can hook up to a person?   Huh
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Athena
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« Reply #41 on: July 21, 2009, 03:36:08 am »

Speak man, speak! Don't make me get out the billyclub!  Grin
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« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2009, 03:37:51 am »

I believe you've given Mr. Tesla a scare! The correct way to question a man, by the by, is to ply him with alcohol.
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« Reply #43 on: July 21, 2009, 03:40:20 am »

See, women know nothing about men!
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Athena
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« Reply #44 on: July 21, 2009, 03:41:04 am »

Good idea. *untying him and putting on my sweetest, most innocent face and using my most angelic voice*

Please, do pardon me, I fear I got a little carried away. *giggle* Here, do have some gin. There's a nice sofa for you to sit down on. *sliding up next to him*

*ahem* Now, Ms. Delirium was wondering if you have anything in your arsenal that could, let's say, electrocute someone? *smile*
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« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2009, 03:42:24 am »

NO!NO!NO!  Alcohol only makes men say things they don't mean!!!
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Athena
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« Reply #46 on: July 21, 2009, 03:43:14 am »

How does that saying go? Loose lips sink ships? *smirk*
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« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2009, 03:45:00 am »

*ahem* Now, Ms. Delirium was wondering if you have anything in your arsenal that could, let's say, electrocute someone? *smile*

Precisely what motivation would I have to answer in the affirmative?...??

I do have my...*whispering* Realtor slaying equipment  but what do you need it for?
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Athena
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« Reply #48 on: July 21, 2009, 03:46:06 am »


Precisely what motivation would I have to answer in the affirmative?...??

I do have my...*whispering* Realtor slaying equipment  but what do you need it for?

*turning head and laughing* Oh, you know, just to get rid of the odd pest....
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« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2009, 03:46:28 am »

Well, actually... the alcohol might help conduct the electricity... and the beast is actually worse than a realtor!   Angry
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