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Author Topic: The Gentlemen and Lady's Club for Eccentrics.  (Read 12059 times)
James Harrison
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« Reply #75 on: July 14, 2009, 07:44:40 pm »

It took me two hours to get home from the railway station tonight.  I could have walked it in 20 minutes, but I really wanted the box of matches glued to the mahogany boardroom table...
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« Reply #76 on: July 14, 2009, 09:49:48 pm »

It took me two hours to get home from the railway station tonight.  I could have walked it in 20 minutes, but I really wanted the box of matches glued to the mahogany boardroom table...

They are the only proof that the Swedish will believe you. Claim Justified, compensation to be paid to the plaintiff in the amount of 45 pence and 3 gooseberries.
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« Reply #77 on: July 14, 2009, 11:08:17 pm »

goose berries .... duck apples .... mango sorbet
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« Reply #78 on: July 15, 2009, 09:52:20 am »

i can't describe how happy it makes me to find all of you.

at last, a world where i can sit and have discussions with my polar bear and not receive strange looks.

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and doesn't Mr. Kipling make exceedingly good cakes.......
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« Reply #79 on: July 15, 2009, 11:08:13 pm »

what a delightful polar bear. Would it like a cupcake ?
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« Reply #80 on: July 15, 2009, 11:12:00 pm »

he would always like cupcakes.
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« Reply #81 on: July 15, 2009, 11:15:04 pm »

jolly good show. anyone have any marmalade ? mine seems to have flown away
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« Reply #82 on: July 15, 2009, 11:17:23 pm »

my apologies. polar bear has a bit of a penchant for marmalade and can get up to all sorts of mischeif while i am absent.

i have my suspision that next time i see him i will be met with a large marmaladey grin. he will obviously reimburse you with iced buns.
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« Reply #83 on: July 15, 2009, 11:18:43 pm »

good good AND IN OTHER NEWS...... CUSTARD
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« Reply #84 on: July 15, 2009, 11:20:42 pm »

and sharks
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« Reply #85 on: July 15, 2009, 11:21:44 pm »

shark custard... would it go well with strawberries ?
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« Reply #86 on: July 15, 2009, 11:26:27 pm »

not really. the strawberries have been having a terrible problem with buttons growing on them of late.

this is how i chipped my tooth. lack of observation while eating strawberries.
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« Reply #87 on: July 15, 2009, 11:29:23 pm »

how awfully mean, it would seem strawberries have a dark side
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« Reply #88 on: July 15, 2009, 11:30:53 pm »

strawberries are not to be trusted under any circumstances.
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« Reply #89 on: July 15, 2009, 11:33:26 pm »

but what about raspberries ?
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« Reply #90 on: July 15, 2009, 11:34:50 pm »

slightly more trustworthy than strawberries though not as reliable as bananas.
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« Reply #91 on: July 15, 2009, 11:39:19 pm »

bananas you say.. interesting .... where is my marmalade ?
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« Reply #92 on: July 15, 2009, 11:44:46 pm »

he will send you a replacement once it has been delivered by the humming birds and the postal strike is over.
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« Reply #93 on: July 15, 2009, 11:52:21 pm »

and so i said to the postman where is my melon and the blighter turned to me and started singing !
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« Reply #94 on: July 16, 2009, 08:49:35 pm »

Bah.  Postmen.  I rely on carrier hamsters.  They're not much good at delivering large packages, and like as not they eat the letters I despatch in their care, but at least I save 39p every time I entrust missives to them rather than Royal Mail.   
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« Reply #95 on: July 16, 2009, 08:54:14 pm »

*attaching a note to a mouse's ear* *whispering* Godspeed. ^_^
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« Reply #96 on: July 18, 2009, 09:38:28 pm »

i hope you used blue tack and not a rivet to attach the note to the mouse.
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James Harrison
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« Reply #97 on: July 19, 2009, 10:57:02 am »

But how do you get it off the poor mouse's fur afterward?  It can't go around with blue gunk messing it up, that's cruel.  Hence why I made little canvas pouches for my carrier hamster. 
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« Reply #98 on: July 19, 2009, 04:13:30 pm »

ooh, what a fantastic idea! i wonder how the rabbits would feel about canvas pouches. hmmmm.......
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« Reply #99 on: July 20, 2009, 04:13:51 am »

You must have fantastically well trained hamsters and rabbits, respectively, as they didn't chew through your canvas pouches.

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