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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 122750 times)
Herr Döktor
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #75 on: May 05, 2009, 08:35:36 pm »

*Pulls up a chair and signals for the waiter*

Butler dear sir, butler. Welcome!

Saved me the trouble, on both counts!

So, Capt. Gunn, shippin' and such- any white slavery? Only we have a troublesome women that keeps runnin' in here and shouting treason!

 Angry
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Capt. Gideon Gunn
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« Reply #76 on: May 05, 2009, 08:36:47 pm »


Saved me the trouble, on both counts!

So, Capt. Gunn, shippin' and such- any white slavery? Only we have a troublesome women that keeps runnin' in here and shouting treason!

 Angry

Have you tried a net gun?
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bizarre_chicken
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I like vegetarians, but I couldn't eat a whole one


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« Reply #77 on: May 05, 2009, 08:37:33 pm »

*Pulls up a chair and signals for the waiter*

Butler dear sir, butler. Welcome!

Saved me the trouble, on both counts!

So, Capt. Gunn, shippin' and such- any white slavery? Only we have a troublesome women that keeps runnin' in here and shouting treason!

 Angry

Trip her, bind her, repurpose her as a drink-carrying device.
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« Reply #78 on: May 05, 2009, 08:38:11 pm »

Have you tried a net gun?

Yes.
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"Who would have guessed that behind the formidable brow of his, which appeared to be made of some kind of rook, there lay so strange a mixture of memories and thoughts?"

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« Reply #79 on: May 05, 2009, 08:39:52 pm »


How did she get past the door man in the first place?
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #80 on: May 05, 2009, 08:42:38 pm »

*emerges from behind copy of the Times and rips off false moustache (own)*

 I am the mistress of disguise
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I'm in Darkshines sewing swap!

Declaring war on mediocrity and a pox on the foot soldiers of stupidity
Herr Döktor
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« Reply #81 on: May 05, 2009, 08:44:13 pm »

That's the ONE! Either grab her and restrain her, or force a glass of port into her hand and a cigar into her mouth!

 Shocked
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« Reply #82 on: May 05, 2009, 08:45:05 pm »

*emerges from behind copy of the Times and rips off false moustache (own)*

Because I am the mistress of disguise

How drunk are you gentlemen to be fooled by that moustache?  She is dressed in in bloomers and camisole for Cog's sake!
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #83 on: May 05, 2009, 08:45:57 pm »

*emerges from behind copy of the Times and rips off false moustache (own)*

Because I am the mistress of disguise

How drunk are you gentlemen to be fooled by that moustache?  She is dressed in in bloomers and camisole for Cog's sake!

In this club, that doesn't really signify anything...

Huh
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #84 on: May 05, 2009, 08:46:16 pm »

I like port but alas it does not like me - a good single malt would be pleasant though.
I will keep the cigar for later if you don't mind.
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bizarre_chicken
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« Reply #85 on: May 05, 2009, 08:46:19 pm »

  She is dressed in in bloomers and camisole for Cog's sake!

S'probably how she got past the doorman...
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #86 on: May 05, 2009, 08:48:37 pm »

we need better door men
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Capt. Gideon Gunn
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« Reply #87 on: May 05, 2009, 08:49:38 pm »

  She is dressed in in bloomers and camisole for Cog's sake!

S'probably how she got past the doorman...

Good point sir, good point.  Well, madame, since you are here, I just arrived in town and have an unseemly amount of soiled clothing that needs to be laundered.  My man in the foyer can take you to my ship to retrieve it. Not too much starch on the shirts, mind you.

*Lights his pipe and wonders where that Butler is with the Port*
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #88 on: May 05, 2009, 08:51:05 pm »

I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?
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« Reply #89 on: May 05, 2009, 08:53:50 pm »

a woman ! *brings in heap of dirty clothes*
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bizarre_chicken
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« Reply #90 on: May 05, 2009, 08:54:10 pm »

I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

I could interject with something witty and entirely inappropriate...
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #91 on: May 05, 2009, 08:54:22 pm »

I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

It's only his collars that he wants stiffened, madam!

Wink
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Capt. Gideon Gunn
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« Reply #92 on: May 05, 2009, 08:55:48 pm »

I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

It's only his collars that he wants stiffened, madam!

Wink

Now now, sir, don't go putting words in my mouth...   or anything else, for that matter.
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bizarre_chicken
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« Reply #93 on: May 05, 2009, 08:56:45 pm »

Good god, what sort of club IS this?
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #94 on: May 05, 2009, 08:57:12 pm »

*peers over newspaper*  we realy realy need a better door man
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Herr Döktor
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Governor
Master Tinkerer
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #95 on: May 05, 2009, 08:58:27 pm »

*peers over newspaper*  we realy realy need a better door man

Yes: just the other day, he opened the door in his underwear...

...funny place to keep a door, I thought...

 Huh
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clockwork creation
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« Reply #96 on: May 05, 2009, 08:59:33 pm »

did the door have a letter box ? the mail hasent come in a while
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Albrecht
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« Reply #97 on: May 05, 2009, 10:11:50 pm »

now that you mention it...
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #98 on: May 05, 2009, 10:18:06 pm »

I shall insist on union rates

Are you sure you can afford my services ?

It's only his collars that he wants stiffened, madam!

Wink

Sauce!
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #99 on: May 05, 2009, 10:20:07 pm »

I am afraid I cannot lollygag round here all day, those bifurcations will not mangle themselves you know.

Gentlemen, I bid you au revoir.
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