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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 121331 times)
Dr cornelius quack
Rogue Ætherlord
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Arrant Carney. Phmebian Cultural Attache.


« Reply #50 on: May 03, 2009, 03:15:40 pm »

All these women making a bolt for our door.

I suggest we gents should do the same.

Dr. Q.
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Such are the feeble bases on which many a public character rests.

Today, I am two, separate Gorillas.
Albrecht
Zeppelin Captain
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Germany Germany


Commanding Officer LZ-X1 Württemberg


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« Reply #51 on: May 03, 2009, 03:26:26 pm »

I would ne'er turn a lady into a bolt for the door, neither would I have myself turned into one.
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silastic armor fiend
Snr. Officer
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United States United States


mercenary, privateer and part-time tinkerer


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« Reply #52 on: May 03, 2009, 09:58:30 pm »

i say, did you chaps see last night's ætherpolo match? it was most disappointing on our side.
* silastic armor fiend lights oversized cigar
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in this town of sleepy hollow, could be me and you
Titus Wells
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


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« Reply #53 on: May 03, 2009, 10:06:00 pm »

It just hasn't been the same since they outlawed Carnosaurs as mounts.
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"Who would have guessed that behind the formidable brow of his, which appeared to be made of some kind of rook, there lay so strange a mixture of memories and thoughts?"

Herr Döktor
Gadgeteer, Contraptionist, and Inventor, FVSS
Governor
Master Tinkerer
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #54 on: May 03, 2009, 10:08:14 pm »

Or using chavs as pucks...


I SAID "PUCKS"!

Wink
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David Godfrey Esq.
Zeppelin Captain
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United Kingdom United Kingdom

Its probably best not to ask really...


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« Reply #55 on: May 03, 2009, 10:10:11 pm »

It just hasn't been the same since they outlawed Carnosaurs as mounts.

Bloody cladists, reclassifying everything every five minutes. Next thing you know they'll tell us whales are related to hippos or somesuch rot.
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clockwork creation
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Rapscallion Smile


« Reply #56 on: May 04, 2009, 11:48:42 am »

*sits down and rolls a cigarette*   
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Albrecht
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« Reply #57 on: May 04, 2009, 11:59:19 am »

It just hasn't been the same since they outlawed Carnosaurs as mounts.

Bloody cladists, reclassifying everything every five minutes. Next thing you know they'll tell us whales are related to hippos or somesuch rot.

Modern times I guess it is called. I heard someone claim that for every human cell in your body you have three bacteria of various kinds. I feel like taking a bath, actually.
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silastic armor fiend
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« Reply #58 on: May 04, 2009, 03:46:03 pm »

*sits down and rolls a cigarette*   
thats the way to do it, sir!
*joins clockwork
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garingling
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United States United States


Smile, let them think you're up to something.


« Reply #59 on: May 04, 2009, 07:58:54 pm »

*sits down with a good bourban and enjoys it without having to disscuss women's dribble*
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« Reply #60 on: May 04, 2009, 08:03:49 pm »

Women's dribble has never been a subject I am prone to talking of.
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #61 on: May 04, 2009, 08:05:43 pm »

Me either, as long as they wipe it off.

Wink
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garingling
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Smile, let them think you're up to something.


« Reply #62 on: May 04, 2009, 08:16:17 pm »

Me either, as long as they wipe it off.

Wink
Cheesy
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helios
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Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

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« Reply #63 on: May 05, 2009, 02:31:26 pm »

*Continues to snore quietly in his chair*
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clockwork creation
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Rapscallion Smile


« Reply #64 on: May 05, 2009, 07:11:26 pm »

egads did you see that man ! lighting a cuban with a petrol lighter !
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Herr Döktor
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Master Tinkerer
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2009, 07:36:37 pm »

Right! Lets blackball him!

 Shocked
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bizarre_chicken
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I like vegetarians, but I couldn't eat a whole one


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« Reply #66 on: May 05, 2009, 07:37:54 pm »

*saunters in, takes chair, produces pipe and lights it with a small pocket blowtorch*
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clockwork creation
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Rapscallion Smile


« Reply #67 on: May 05, 2009, 07:57:03 pm »

*saunters in, takes chair, produces pipe and lights it with a small pocket blowtorch*



 Shocked use longstem matches !
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Titus Wells
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« Reply #68 on: May 05, 2009, 07:59:57 pm »

Can you light a cigar with tesla? If so you know what we need installing...
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Capt. Gideon Gunn
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« Reply #69 on: May 05, 2009, 08:23:07 pm »

*Pokes head in and, upon seeing relaxed gentlemen...*

Pardon me good sirs, I just arrived in town and was wondering where I might find a good port?
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Titus Wells
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« Reply #70 on: May 05, 2009, 08:25:15 pm »

I reccomend Bristol docks.
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bizarre_chicken
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I like vegetarians, but I couldn't eat a whole one


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« Reply #71 on: May 05, 2009, 08:25:20 pm »

Down the road, first left, look for the boats.
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clockwork creation
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Rapscallion Smile


« Reply #72 on: May 05, 2009, 08:26:50 pm »

looking for an opium den ?
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Capt. Gideon Gunn
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United States United States

MZMR Shipping: For your "discreet" transport needs


« Reply #73 on: May 05, 2009, 08:29:13 pm »

Ah!  You have impaled me with your rapier wit!  Surely I will feel at home in this fine establishment.

Allow me to introduce myself.  My name is Gideon Gunn, Captain of the Hamblin and Owner of MZMR Shipping, for all your discreet shipping needs.

*Pulls up a chair and signals for the waiter*
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Titus Wells
Zeppelin Captain
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Forward The Steamtomaton Apocalypse!


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« Reply #74 on: May 05, 2009, 08:32:41 pm »

*Pulls up a chair and signals for the waiter*

Butler dear sir, butler. Welcome!
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