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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 121252 times)
Xenos
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« Reply #2400 on: March 24, 2011, 06:49:17 am »

*Lifts his head off the table, wipes the drool away, and shakes himself groggily*

I say...  How long's I been out of it then?

*Stands, and promply falls flat on his face.*

Perhaps I should stay seated, then...

Barkeep!  BARKEEP!  More of... whatever it is I was drinking!

*Sits back down, and steadies the table*

If only the damn thing would stop moving... 
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Are you guys ready?  Okay, let's roll.
Professor Oilcan
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« Reply #2401 on: March 24, 2011, 06:50:45 am »

Hair of the dog dear chap, here have a whisky.
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Xenos
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« Reply #2402 on: March 24, 2011, 06:54:30 am »

Hair of the dog dear chap, here have a whisky.

*Takes shot, makes whisky face, gasps* My kidneys were expecting orange juice... 

...

Silly kidneys!
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James Harrison
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« Reply #2403 on: March 24, 2011, 10:15:11 am »

I should say so.  I'd have thought by now they would have realised that the only fruit juice served here (and rarely at that, as we all prefer spirits) is of the fermented variety.
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Professor Oilcan
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Steam in the blood, birthday 10th March,


« Reply #2404 on: March 24, 2011, 10:26:29 am »

Here here old boy,  I remember running out a young wag who tried to introduce Apple juice, I ask you scrumpy or cider maybe but Apple juice!
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Xenos
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« Reply #2405 on: March 24, 2011, 10:33:37 am »

Now now, to be fair, many, MANY fine drinks can be made with juices...  Orange juice in particular!  Why, our russian friends who were so kind to grant us Vodka, mix the two, and off we go!

*Throws arms in the air as he speaks, falls backwards out of his chair and passes out*
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Professor Griffiths
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« Reply #2406 on: March 24, 2011, 06:33:57 pm »

I say, I like myself wine, which is fermented juice!

He lights a cigar and sips his wine.
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« Reply #2407 on: March 24, 2011, 06:51:08 pm »

It's unfermented juice we have a problem with around here.  Fermented apple juice (with strawberry essence added, may I add) is fast becoming my tipple of choice...
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« Reply #2408 on: March 24, 2011, 07:15:36 pm »

That's a rather odd combination Mr. Harrison!
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James Harrison
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« Reply #2409 on: March 24, 2011, 07:22:13 pm »

Absolutely nothing wrong with strawberry cider- not only is it delicious (at least, I find it more palatable than apple or pear cider, or beer of any description for that matter) but it gets you drunk!   Cheesy
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Mercury Wells
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« Reply #2410 on: March 27, 2011, 03:40:06 am »

I'm quite partial to fermented Strawberry & Raspberry Ale myself.
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« Reply #2411 on: April 15, 2011, 07:50:26 pm »

WELL!,,
I LIKE,, BEER!
OOH!
YEA!
BEEEER!

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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #2412 on: April 15, 2011, 07:57:49 pm »

Gumby, eh? Any relation to L.D. Gumby, M.J. Gumby and R.S. Gumby, who starred in the 'Cherry Orchard' by Anton Checkov at the Yvonne Gumby Theatre near Guildford?
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« Reply #2413 on: April 15, 2011, 09:25:34 pm »

My word that's a lot of Gumby's!

And here I thought Gumby was some strange green shaped fella.
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #2414 on: April 15, 2011, 09:27:12 pm »

The United Kingdom and the United States: a common culture separated by Claymation and Monty Python.

Wink
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cyberjacques
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« Reply #2415 on: April 20, 2011, 10:20:55 pm »

WELL!,,
I LIKE,, BEER!
OOH!
YEA!
BEEEER!




You have reminded me of a very enjoyable presentation on the Tube of You.  The simple little drinking song in it is absurdly catchy, especially as they get more and more enthusiastic as it progresses.
THE ULTIMATE DRUNK PEOPLE COMPILATION VIDEO EVER!!!DQ


I say, are there any blatantly steampunk drinking songs?  If not, we should remedy that!
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Emperor Bob
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« Reply #2416 on: April 20, 2011, 11:33:23 pm »


I don't know any particularly steampunk drinking songs, but I do know a rather good Irish one.  I suppose its just Another Irish Drinking Song though.
Another Irish Drinking Song lyricsDQ


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Xenos
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« Reply #2417 on: April 21, 2011, 06:39:54 pm »

"O'Grady he was 80 though his mind was still a pup... He died upon the honeymoon when she got his irish up!"

Ah, DaVinci's Notebook-that's my favorite song by them.  Followd by Internet Porn.
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bicyclebuilder
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« Reply #2418 on: April 22, 2011, 09:26:56 am »

*SNIP*
You have reminded me of a very enjoyable presentation on the Tube of You. *SNIP*

I've been drunk many times, but I can't recall being as drunk as in that collage of druks. Mind you, I've tried.. Hard..
When I get druk I start walking and talking like captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
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Prof_Von_Grumbleflick
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« Reply #2419 on: April 23, 2011, 02:32:05 am »

*SNIP*
You have reminded me of a very enjoyable presentation on the Tube of You. *SNIP*

I've been drunk many times, but I can't recall being as drunk as in that collage of druks. Mind you, I've tried.. Hard..
When I get druk I start walking and talking like captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

...and dropping your Ns whenever you type "drunk"? ;o)

(just joshing)
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Xenos
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« Reply #2420 on: April 23, 2011, 06:16:27 am »

*SNIP*
You have reminded me of a very enjoyable presentation on the Tube of You. *SNIP*

I've been drunk many times, but I can't recall being as drunk as in that collage of druks. Mind you, I've tried.. Hard..
When I get druk I start walking and talking like captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Huh...  That's funny, I usually start walking and talking like Keith Richards! Wink
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bicyclebuilder
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« Reply #2421 on: April 26, 2011, 10:13:55 am »

*SNIP*
You have reminded me of a very enjoyable presentation on the Tube of You. *SNIP*

I've been drunk many times, but I can't recall being as drunk as in that collage of druks. Mind you, I've tried.. Hard..
When I get druk I start walking and talking like captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Huh...  That's funny, I usually start walking and talking like Keith Richards! Wink

Dad?
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Xenos
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« Reply #2422 on: April 27, 2011, 05:05:43 am »

*SNIP*
You have reminded me of a very enjoyable presentation on the Tube of You. *SNIP*

I've been drunk many times, but I can't recall being as drunk as in that collage of druks. Mind you, I've tried.. Hard..
When I get druk I start walking and talking like captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Huh...  That's funny, I usually start walking and talking like Keith Richards! Wink

Dad?

...

Oh bloody hell...  Erm...  About your mother... Which one was she again?
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bicyclebuilder
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« Reply #2423 on: April 27, 2011, 07:56:57 am »

*SNIP*
You have reminded me of a very enjoyable presentation on the Tube of You. *SNIP*

I've been drunk many times, but I can't recall being as drunk as in that collage of druks. Mind you, I've tried.. Hard..
When I get druk I start walking and talking like captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Huh...  That's funny, I usually start walking and talking like Keith Richards! Wink

Dad?

...

Oh bloody hell...  Erm...  About your mother... Which one was she again?
The one with the schrunken head.  Grin
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Xenos
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« Reply #2424 on: April 27, 2011, 04:31:05 pm »

*SNIP*
You have reminded me of a very enjoyable presentation on the Tube of You. *SNIP*

I've been drunk many times, but I can't recall being as drunk as in that collage of druks. Mind you, I've tried.. Hard..
When I get druk I start walking and talking like captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Huh...  That's funny, I usually start walking and talking like Keith Richards! Wink

Dad?

...

Oh bloody hell...  Erm...  About your mother... Which one was she again?
The one with the schrunken head.  Grin
Ah yes...  I vaguly remember.  Nice to see your head turnd out the right size...  See, the real problem with a shrunken head is when it comes to he...  Oh, never mind...  You'll learn when you're older!  Grin
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