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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 121250 times)
Auntie Ludmilla
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« Reply #2300 on: November 19, 2010, 09:41:48 pm »

Oh, so sorry.... I thought this was the smoking club? I seem to have wandered into the ladies tea room by mistake...  Wink
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« Reply #2301 on: November 19, 2010, 09:49:24 pm »

Just you try OUR tea before you pass judgement, young lady!
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« Reply #2302 on: November 19, 2010, 11:18:21 pm »

Auntie Ludmilla.. What did you expect to see? Bareknuckle boxing, bull-baiting and discussions on the merits of the female members' ankles?

*scratches self with a key and farts*

Moving on from the subject of tea then and onto more manly debate?
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« Reply #2303 on: November 20, 2010, 11:35:05 am »

*Looks at the newcomer female*  Care for a puff on the hookah?  It's a bit stronger than your normal, ah, tobacco, I'm afraid, but it gets you where you need to be!
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« Reply #2304 on: November 20, 2010, 06:10:38 pm »

I would advise against the hoasca though, it may be a bit too strong.
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« Reply #2305 on: November 20, 2010, 06:19:39 pm »

Maybe we left the hoasca to steep too long?
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« Reply #2306 on: November 23, 2010, 08:03:40 pm »

"Newcomer female"..... Are you refering to me, sir? I'm hardly a newcomer, I've been here for months. Maybe something is affecting your short term memory...?  Wink
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Miles (a sailor)Martin
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« Reply #2307 on: November 23, 2010, 09:00:02 pm »

Yes dearie they left it to steep for two weeks and now they wonder why it is a bit strong, and the memory has a few holes (like a swiss cheese)in it.
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krwlingkaos
« Reply #2308 on: November 23, 2010, 10:50:54 pm »

I hate when the memory has holes in it. Then errant thoughts get all mixed up in my tea.
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« Reply #2309 on: November 24, 2010, 04:32:32 am »

Doesnt bother me, I just put a little blood elixir in my tea, and the holes all close up.
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« Reply #2310 on: November 24, 2010, 04:52:10 am »

Quite sorry, madam!  I think I'll blame the, uh, what was I doing again?
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« Reply #2311 on: November 25, 2010, 12:27:32 am »

If in doubt, you were doing 'things'. And these 'things' were being done well, if anyone asks.
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« Reply #2312 on: November 27, 2010, 11:52:28 am »

Right-o!  Glad to see I was doing something right...  Even if it slips my mind exactly what that something is!

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« Reply #2313 on: November 29, 2010, 11:25:14 pm »

Indeed my good man. Now I don't suppose anyone has a suggestion for something to calm the nerves after my somewhat embarrassing hoasca fiasco?
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« Reply #2314 on: November 29, 2010, 11:29:22 pm »

Gin.

A wonderful 'downer', with tonic or straight?
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« Reply #2315 on: November 30, 2010, 12:02:56 am »

neither, can't abide the stuff, a fine island single malt for me
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« Reply #2316 on: November 30, 2010, 12:09:09 am »

Gin tastes like how I imagine perfume would taste... bleurgh.  Now a nice tot of rum, on the other hand....
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« Reply #2317 on: November 30, 2010, 12:10:06 am »

Clearly, Mr. Harrison, you have been drinking the wrong perfume.
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« Reply #2318 on: November 30, 2010, 12:16:37 am »

Well, it was in a bottle that was quite an odd shape for one containing liquor...
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« Reply #2319 on: November 30, 2010, 12:26:33 am »

The cheaper the perfume, the closer it is too booze.

Or so I'm told.
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Miles (a sailor)Martin
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« Reply #2320 on: November 30, 2010, 03:09:22 am »

i have found that a bottle of maple mead will cure or kill most things
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« Reply #2321 on: November 30, 2010, 06:07:07 pm »

I myself find Gin to taste like...  Well, Pine Trees.

Gin and tonic on the other hand...  Now that, that tastes like Christmas!

Now, if you're looking for something a bit milder, goes down easy, as it were, I'd suggest a Panama (or, if you prefer dark creme de caco, a Brandy Alexander-same drink, just one's dark, one's light!).

And if you insist on perfume, Chanelle No 5 leaves alot to be desired...
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« Reply #2322 on: December 03, 2010, 06:48:32 pm »

in my opinion there is a lot to be said for some gin with a bit of lemon and a good pipe, a good cavandish makes my day go much smoother.
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Auntie Ludmilla
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« Reply #2323 on: December 03, 2010, 09:34:00 pm »

In this weather, I think I'll take the antifreeze...
Withnail And I - Lighter Fluid
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« Reply #2324 on: December 03, 2010, 09:45:35 pm »

Withnail... My all-time favourite film. I have it on DVD but I've only watched it once because I don't want to spoil it by watching it too often. hehe!
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