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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 121265 times)
Albrecht
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« Reply #150 on: May 07, 2009, 08:33:11 pm »

I was with a a wench for a month and last week i took her to my quarters and we had some fun...then she said she wanted to marry me.  Then I threw her over board.

I think you misread the sign. This is not the barbaric brute club.
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #151 on: May 07, 2009, 08:42:53 pm »

*folds Necronomonist neatly, tucks in a few stray tentacles trying to escape the pages and hands it to Mssr Delaney*

There you are sir.

Ah! Thank you, good sir. *remembers to draw elder sigil* My goodness, the price of absinthe is low!
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« Reply #152 on: May 07, 2009, 10:03:48 pm »

I was with a a wench for a month and last week i took her to my quarters and we had some fun...then she said she wanted to marry me.  Then I threw her over board.

I think you misread the sign. This is not the barbaric brute club.
Just telling a story
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Titus Wells
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« Reply #153 on: May 07, 2009, 10:06:55 pm »

Mssr Delaney, would you be so kind, sir, as to read us a tale from the Necronomist? I fear the Captain has been subjecting us to the Chainly Mail.
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #154 on: May 07, 2009, 10:10:39 pm »

Ah... hm... Let's see... There appears to have been a sharp increase in nearly nude young ladies running about in the streets with political agendas... And it looks like the governments are considering the gold standard again. Any specific requests?
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Titus Wells
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« Reply #155 on: May 07, 2009, 10:12:43 pm »

The gold standard eh? Pity they're wasting their type over that. The brass standard is of much more value to me.
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #156 on: May 07, 2009, 10:13:39 pm »

Indeed, indeed, but when was the last time governments gave a wit about what the people want?
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Titus Wells
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« Reply #157 on: May 07, 2009, 10:15:20 pm »

Too true my fine fellow.


Extracts Cthuluan cigar from silver holder and ignites with spark from flintlock pistol. The musket ball embeds itself in the portrait of the founder's left nostril.
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« Reply #158 on: May 07, 2009, 10:17:05 pm »

Sir! Do be careful, I recall that's the fourth portrait... and they keep moving his mustache farther and farther left...
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« Reply #159 on: May 07, 2009, 10:53:31 pm »

Takes off hat looks at it a pokes finger right through the hole in the front turns it round and sees a matching hole in the back.....damn and blast....cant anyone use matches anymore
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« Reply #160 on: May 07, 2009, 11:23:43 pm »

Too true my fine fellow.


Extracts Cthuluan cigar from silver holder and ignites with spark from flintlock pistol. The musket ball embeds itself in the portrait of the founder's left nostril.

What in god's name is a Cthuluan cigar? Some kind of multi-pronged 5-dimensional smoking horror?
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« Reply #161 on: May 07, 2009, 11:24:37 pm »

yes
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Titus Wells
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« Reply #162 on: May 07, 2009, 11:25:53 pm »

I think they're a bit overrated. Mostly rolled tobacco in dried squid tentacles. They taste beastly and give off a foul black smog but are a good conversational piece.
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bizarre_chicken
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« Reply #163 on: May 07, 2009, 11:30:18 pm »

I think they're a bit overrated. Mostly rolled tobacco in dried squid tentacles. They taste beastly and give off a foul black smog but are a good conversational piece.

Oooh, black smog... be rather nice for a steel and iron pipe, wouldn't you think?
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #164 on: May 08, 2009, 12:00:49 am »

I think they're a bit overrated. Mostly rolled tobacco in dried squid tentacles. They taste beastly and give off a foul black smog but are a good conversational piece.

They're also made exclusively by Deep Ones and are rather hard to come by,
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Titus Wells
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« Reply #165 on: May 08, 2009, 12:02:18 am »

And therefore expensive, and therefore suitable for a gent's smoking apparatus.
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #166 on: May 08, 2009, 12:05:02 am »

Precisely. Branching off that, where did you acquire such a rarity?
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Titus Wells
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« Reply #167 on: May 08, 2009, 12:07:05 am »

Bought it from a blind airship captain who swears he got a crate full as a gift from a sultan for shooting down an air Kraken that was threatening their city.
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« Reply #168 on: May 08, 2009, 12:10:21 am »

What a terribly reputable source for such a thing!
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« Reply #169 on: May 08, 2009, 12:26:42 am »

*Continues snoring damply*
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Albrecht
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« Reply #170 on: May 08, 2009, 08:43:04 am »

I wonder if my valet could brew up some Ponape blend coffee, I know it's not tea but goes nice with the Cthuluan cigar.
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« Reply #171 on: May 08, 2009, 04:52:50 pm »

*drops in for a quick bite of lunch*
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« Reply #172 on: May 08, 2009, 06:31:07 pm »

*drops in for a quick bite of lunch*

Are the luncheons here any good at all?
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Albrecht
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« Reply #173 on: May 08, 2009, 08:51:23 pm »

*drops in for a quick bite of lunch*

Are the luncheons here any good at all?

Is the cook still that fellow from Dunwich?
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #174 on: May 09, 2009, 06:38:36 am »

*drops in for a quick bite of lunch*

Are the luncheons here any good at all?

Is the cook still that fellow from Dunwich?

Dunwich? I was under the impression our cook was from Innsmouth. Maybe that's just because he makes a mean basket of fish and chips, though. 
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