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Author Topic: >The Smoking Room< The Lady's have a tearoom, so here's a Gentleman's Club  (Read 122454 times)
bizarre_chicken
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« Reply #125 on: May 07, 2009, 04:23:36 pm »

*looks over paper at tripping fool*







*continues reading*
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Albrecht
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« Reply #126 on: May 07, 2009, 04:46:27 pm »

*sidles over to Araneas and inquieres about where to subscribe to the Necronomonist*
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Titus Wells
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« Reply #127 on: May 07, 2009, 05:04:40 pm »

Flourished back in and throws self into deep, leather armchair.

"I say chaps, chilly old day out there. How's it been in here. Good to get a breath of stagnant air."
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"Who would have guessed that behind the formidable brow of his, which appeared to be made of some kind of rook, there lay so strange a mixture of memories and thoughts?"

Violet Rose
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« Reply #128 on: May 07, 2009, 05:23:20 pm »

*slides into armchair and disappears behind a copy of The Necroeconomist"*
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I'm in Darkshines sewing swap!

Declaring war on mediocrity and a pox on the foot soldiers of stupidity
Captain incongruity
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« Reply #129 on: May 07, 2009, 05:26:13 pm »

with a new glass of whiskey in hand, peers through the hole the cigar made in the newspaper to see who has just arrived
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Herr Döktor
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #130 on: May 07, 2009, 06:12:53 pm »

Busy day, but I shan't bore you with the details.

Has someone spilt something? Oh, it's whisky- had me worried one of the member's couldn't hold their drink; in one way at least, I suppose they couldn't...

I'd ask the doorman to fetch a footman to clear up, but the doorman seems to have something on his mind- probably just a load of cobblers, anything to do with you, Araneas?

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Mechanic
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« Reply #131 on: May 07, 2009, 06:31:37 pm »

*sidles over to Araneas and inquieres about where to subscribe to the Necronomonist*

*flips through pages, removes a small rectangle of the tanned hide of some strange beast covered with arcane scribblings and hands it to Albrecht*
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Mechanic
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« Reply #132 on: May 07, 2009, 06:33:36 pm »

Addresses Herr Döktor:

Can't say old chap but I did give the problem my awl.
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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #133 on: May 07, 2009, 06:39:03 pm »

Addresses Herr Döktor:

Can't say old chap but I did give the problem my awl.

Sharp and to the point as ever, Mr. Araneas!

More port?
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Mssr Delaney
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To wit, gentlemen!


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« Reply #134 on: May 07, 2009, 06:40:34 pm »

Is there anybody who has finished their copy of The Necronomist? I'm quite in the mood to see if the price of opium shall rise any higher than it already has...

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Herr Döktor
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« Reply #135 on: May 07, 2009, 06:43:35 pm »

I think the opium is high enough, what's the latest price on diesel powered nuns?
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #136 on: May 07, 2009, 06:45:42 pm »

I think the opium is high enough, what's the latest price on diesel powered nuns?

Of the variety that wash laundry, or the ones that do not?
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #137 on: May 07, 2009, 06:47:29 pm »

*looks over pince nez, raises eyebrow and resumes reading "The Necroeconomist"*
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Herr Döktor
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #138 on: May 07, 2009, 06:48:03 pm »

I think the opium is high enough, what's the latest price on diesel powered nuns?

Of the variety that wash laundry, or the ones that do not?

The last one was sacked for producing too many diesel fumes from her exhaust, though I don't know who by, so the question remains

WHO FIRED THE SMOKING NUN?
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Titus Wells
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« Reply #139 on: May 07, 2009, 06:48:17 pm »

Frankly, I'm nun the wiser, hehe. Sighs and relights pipe with his raygun. The beam ricochets off a vase and two heraldic shields and embeds itself in the forehead of the oil painting of the founder member.
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Mssr Delaney
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« Reply #140 on: May 07, 2009, 06:50:45 pm »

'Twas probably the doorman that did her in. I am really not fond of that felon...er, I mean fellow.
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Violet Rose
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« Reply #141 on: May 07, 2009, 06:51:52 pm »

I think the opium is high enough, what's the latest price on diesel powered nuns?

Of the variety that wash laundry, or the ones that do not?

The last one was sacked for producing too many diesel fumes from her exhaust, though I don't know who by, so the question remains

WHO FIRED THE SMOKING NUN?

I heard that it was that impudent adventuress Brassy Noelle
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Herr Döktor
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Master Tinkerer
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Herr Döktor, and friend.


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« Reply #142 on: May 07, 2009, 06:54:19 pm »

I think the opium is high enough, what's the latest price on diesel powered nuns?

Of the variety that wash laundry, or the ones that do not?

The last one was sacked for producing too many diesel fumes from her exhaust, though I don't know who by, so the question remains

WHO FIRED THE SMOKING NUN?

I heard that it was that impudent adventuress Brassy Noelle

Any relative to the well known conspiracy theorist Grassy Knollington?
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Titus Wells
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« Reply #143 on: May 07, 2009, 06:57:00 pm »

Or the well-documented festive entertainer Gassy Noelle who could play 'The Flower Of Scotland' by flatulence alone.
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Captain incongruity
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« Reply #144 on: May 07, 2009, 07:01:20 pm »

i do believe that if this uncalled for female invasion continues we should all draw straws in a sporting manor of course and whoever gets the short one does the same to the women
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Titus Wells
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« Reply #145 on: May 07, 2009, 07:02:58 pm »

Seconded. Um, none of us HAVE been in there have we?
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Mechanic
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« Reply #146 on: May 07, 2009, 07:08:04 pm »

*folds Necronomonist neatly, tucks in a few stray tentacles trying to escape the pages and hands it to Mssr Delaney*

There you are sir.
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Captain incongruity
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« Reply #147 on: May 07, 2009, 07:19:42 pm »

no sir not i
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Albrecht
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« Reply #148 on: May 07, 2009, 08:18:47 pm »

*sidles over to Araneas and inquieres about where to subscribe to the Necronomonist*

*flips through pages, removes a small rectangle of the tanned hide of some strange beast covered with arcane scribblings and hands it to Albrecht*

Most excellent, my good chap.
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Capt.St34m
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« Reply #149 on: May 07, 2009, 08:23:43 pm »

I was with a a wench for a month and last week i took her to my quarters and we had some fun...then she said she wanted to marry me.  Then I threw her over board.
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