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Author Topic: The Anti-Anti-Airpirate Brigade!  (Read 4952 times)
Skinner
Snr. Officer
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Captain Charlotte J. Skinner, Airship Scalleywag


« on: March 29, 2009, 11:21:26 pm »

How dare them scurvy land farin' dogs try to take us from the skies!

Band together, men, an' let's bloody show them who's illiterate an' stupid an' easily distra-

...

-stares at a woman going past-

did that yon wench have her skirt hem above her ankle? Crikey...

Anyhow. Real Pirates Only! No Fakes, no Turncoats, an' definately no coppers. None. Never. Nope. Only true scalleywags allowed.

First agenda, men, is the most important bonding event in 'istory!
...
-leans in conspiratorially- See, I know this place on the east end, great ale selection there. An' Opium, too, practically on tap. Smoke's so thick it gets dark in daylight roun' thar.

What say yeh?!
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Hägglund
Snr. Officer
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Sweden Sweden

Ground-pirate, Smuggler, Moonshiner etc.


« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 07:55:06 pm »

How dare them scurvy land farin' dogs try to take us from the skies!
Try? Are you high or something? We don't try, we succeed!

oh... If you import some of that smokey stuff to me i might succeed a little less. Wink
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99 square ångströmparsec of beer on the wall!
99 square ångströmparsec of beer!
take one down, and pass it around
98 square ångströmparsec of beer on the wall!
Skinner
Snr. Officer
****
United Kingdom United Kingdom


Captain Charlotte J. Skinner, Airship Scalleywag


« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2009, 06:36:57 pm »

-passes a discreet parcel to Hagglund- Pleasure doin' business wi' yeh, mate.

-stands back up and roars- Landlubber! Yeh'll never take the skies from us!
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MWBailey
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2009, 06:53:41 am »

Arrrgghhh!

Remembe the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember...uh...
*looks around*

Sorry, wrong pub!
*walks out dejectedly*
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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2009, 07:47:09 pm »

Remember....*what was it I was going to remember?*

Anyways, onward! ^_^
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JingleJoe
Zeppelin Overlord
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


The Green Dungeon Alchemist


WWW
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2009, 08:02:41 pm »

How dare them scurvy land farin' dogs try to take us from the skies!
Try? Are you high or something? We don't try, we succeed!

oh... If you import some of that smokey stuff to me i might succeed a little less. Wink
If you succeed so well why haven't my hired pirvateers (read: pirates) been subdued yet? Tongue
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Green Dungeon Alchemist Laboratories
Providing weird sound contraptions and time machines since 2064.
Vancouver Air Privateer
Zeppelin Admiral
******
United States United States


Privateering off HMAS Landeythan


« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 12:39:33 am »

Haha, because us privateers can't be brought down!
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"Blessed be Science and her handmaiden Steam;
They make Utopia only half a dream."

"So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as 'the soul.' "
steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 06:17:56 pm »

Because we're just that good.  Cool
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MWBailey
Rogue Ætherlord
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United States United States


"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"

rtafStElmo
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2009, 03:56:29 am »

AAAaaaarrgghh?
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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2009, 03:26:52 pm »

*hitting Bailey on the back* You okay there?
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MWBailey
Rogue Ætherlord
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United States United States


"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"

rtafStElmo
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2009, 06:24:58 am »

*coughs up a live frog*

*looks at everyone's disgusted stares*

WHAT?!  So I had a frog in my throat!
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steampunkgrrrl
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« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2009, 03:53:03 pm »

*rolling eyes* Ah, the pun widgets are at it today......  Grin
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Aeryenne Tederich
Snr. Officer
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


The Illusionist


« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2009, 06:58:04 pm »

Nothing like a good pun!

And that really was <i>nothing</i> like a good pun.

*is shot several times*
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"A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity."
 - Robert Frost
PockyNightmare
Snr. Officer
****
Germany Germany


i´m the terror of the skies but a danger to myself

http://twitter.com/PockyN
WWW
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2010, 08:23:31 pm »

those FOOLS!!! they´ll never get us! ha! i´ll spit at 'em!!!!
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Capt. Dirigible
Rogue Ætherlord
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Shirts?.....I got plenty at 'ome.


« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2010, 08:27:12 pm »

Quote
See, I know this place on the east end, great ale selection there. An' Opium, too, practically on tap. Smoke's so thick it gets dark in daylight roun' thar.


I think I've been to that pub!
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I say, Joe it's jolly frightening out here.
Nonsense dear boy, you should be more like me.
But look at you! You're shaking all over!
Shaking? You silly goose! I'm just doing the Watusi
Glasgow Jon
Zeppelin Admiral
******
United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2010, 08:42:21 pm »

Quote
See, I know this place on the east end, great ale selection there. An' Opium, too, practically on tap. Smoke's so thick it gets dark in daylight roun' thar.


I think I've been to that pub!

Ye'll have ta be moar specificated. Thar be lots of pubs like that in the East End........... o' Glasgow.
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Better to be a dead Airship Pyrate than to exist in mediocrity!!

Glasgow Jon.
PockyNightmare
Snr. Officer
****
Germany Germany


i´m the terror of the skies but a danger to myself

http://twitter.com/PockyN
WWW
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2010, 09:26:02 pm »

Quote
See, I know this place on the east end, great ale selection there. An' Opium, too, practically on tap. Smoke's so thick it gets dark in daylight roun' thar.


I think I've been to that pub!

Ye'll have ta be moar specificated. Thar be lots of pubs like that in the East End........... o' Glasgow.

damnit i need to visit britannia!!!!!
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SteamBlast Mary
Zeppelin Admiral
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United Kingdom United Kingdom

Gravatar

A spanner in the works


« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2010, 09:55:06 pm »

Quote
See, I know this place on the east end, great ale selection there. An' Opium, too, practically on tap. Smoke's so thick it gets dark in daylight roun' thar.


I think I've been to that pub!

That's not a pub. That's our parlour.
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'I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night’
PockyNightmare
Snr. Officer
****
Germany Germany


i´m the terror of the skies but a danger to myself

http://twitter.com/PockyN
WWW
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2010, 10:18:41 pm »

Quote
See, I know this place on the east end, great ale selection there. An' Opium, too, practically on tap. Smoke's so thick it gets dark in daylight roun' thar.


I think I've been to that pub!

That's not a pub. That's our parlour.

do you need help while getting santa outta the chimney? Tongue
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MWBailey
Rogue Ætherlord
*
United States United States


"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"

rtafStElmo
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2010, 06:48:46 am »

*walks back in, pocketing the pocket device (thats why it's called a "pocket device," you see...)*

Who's got Santa stuck up a chimney?
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PockyNightmare
Snr. Officer
****
Germany Germany


i´m the terror of the skies but a danger to myself

http://twitter.com/PockyN
WWW
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2010, 01:14:13 pm »

*walks back in, pocketing the pocket device (thats why it's called a "pocket device," you see...)*

Who's got Santa stuck up a chimney?

our dear SteamBlast Mary...

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MWBailey
Rogue Ætherlord
*
United States United States


"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"

rtafStElmo
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2010, 11:49:32 am »

*walks back in, pocketing the pocket device (thats why it's called a "pocket device," you see...)*

Who's got Santa stuck up a chimney?

our dear SteamBlast Mary...
a bottle of salad oil, a megaphone, and a soprano with a voice that would strip paint should dislodge the fellow...
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PockyNightmare
Snr. Officer
****
Germany Germany


i´m the terror of the skies but a danger to myself

http://twitter.com/PockyN
WWW
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2010, 04:05:44 pm »

*walks back in, pocketing the pocket device (thats why it's called a "pocket device," you see...)*

Who's got Santa stuck up a chimney?

our dear SteamBlast Mary...
a bottle of salad oil, a megaphone, and a soprano with a voice that would strip paint should dislodge the fellow...

i would use dynamite....
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MWBailey
Rogue Ætherlord
*
United States United States


"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"

rtafStElmo
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2010, 11:31:06 pm »

*walks back in, pocketing the pocket device (thats why it's called a "pocket device," you see...)*

Who's got Santa stuck up a chimney?

our dear SteamBlast Mary...
a bottle of salad oil, a megaphone, and a soprano with a voice that would strip paint should dislodge the fellow...

i would use dynamite....
well, that wold be effective, true, but what is left of the chimney? Another thought: If we can get ol' santy to just wiggle sideways while we have a fire, we could use him as a flue valve...
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PockyNightmare
Snr. Officer
****
Germany Germany


i´m the terror of the skies but a danger to myself

http://twitter.com/PockyN
WWW
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2010, 11:35:50 pm »

*walks back in, pocketing the pocket device (thats why it's called a "pocket device," you see...)*

Who's got Santa stuck up a chimney?

our dear SteamBlast Mary...
a bottle of salad oil, a megaphone, and a soprano with a voice that would strip paint should dislodge the fellow...

i would use dynamite....
well, that wold be effective, true, but what is left of the chimney? Another thought: If we can get ol' santy to just wiggle sideways while we have a fire, we could use him as a flue valve...

havn´t thought about the chimney.. sorry i am a pirate i don´t care if humans or their houses explode!!!
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