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Author Topic: Jolly Old Scounderel Society  (Read 2336 times)
KrankyMarx
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« on: March 23, 2009, 11:31:21 pm »

Greetings.

I for my part in life have double-crossed, grifted, money laundered, embezzled, been an espionage agent,double agent, triple agent, fought in wars and deserted armies, sold all 12 of my grandmothers for little over 12 pounds and 50rupees, am married in 133 countries, and have had a life full of joy and adventure. i believe that thoses like myself should associate and help one another as everyone seems to be pre-occupied with those brutish un-sophisticated pirates (in fact i am currently working a scam with regards to such) i myself am a veritable fountain of tricks for any would be grifter and hope many other will come and help.

with regards,

KrankyMarx a.k.a Lord Justerfielding the 8th, Peter von Danzeig, King Zxanda of Lundersland, Dave, Opertan the Prophet of God.
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vela
Zeppelin Captain
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United States United States

Ask me about BLOCK 616


« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 09:13:24 am »

And all I can do is take the rings off mens' fingers, and pick a pocket or two...

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If you spend your life as a parasite, then it is likely your offspring will follow suit.  Beware, they might turn on you. 
                -Ivan Drugostrov
           (The Parasite's Manifesto)
groomporter
Zeppelin Admiral
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United States United States


HMA Todd, Combined Highland Expeditionary Force


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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 02:50:42 pm »

I always liked Sir Richard Burton's reply to the mother of a young girl he was flirting with. The mother supposedly asked "Mr. Burton what are your intentions toward my daughter"
He is said to have replied "Alas madam, strictly dishonourable..."
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If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.
-Spider Robinson
Athena
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 09:22:59 pm »

I've run guns for both sides and fight for the highest bidder. I'll do most anything for a dollar and I'm always up for some fun.

May I sit down?
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steamtastic
Snr. Officer
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England England


"It starts with S and ends in PUNK..."


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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 10:08:49 pm »



May I sit down?

That'll be five bucks.
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Each Man is in his Spectre's power
Until the arrival of that hour
When his Humanity awake -William Blake
Athena
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 10:14:33 pm »

*slips steamtastic a counterfeit 5*

Now...go buy yourself a drink at the bar.  Grin
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MWBailey
Rogue Ætherlord
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United States United States


"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"

rtafStElmo
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 11:08:43 pm »

*pops our from behind potted oalms beside the bookcase*

By all means, My dear. Do make yourself at home. Your pardon, my friends, I fear I move  somewhat too silently for my own good. MWBailey, master speculator, at your collective service...
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Walk softly and carry a big banjo...

""quid statis aspicientes in infernum"
steamtastic
Snr. Officer
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England England


"It starts with S and ends in PUNK..."


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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 11:25:26 pm »

Wow I’ve never seen you before.  Don’t I get a warm friendly welcome too?

*As MWBailey shakes my hand I pick pocket his wallet, watch, gun, promiscuous magazines, goggles, tie his shoes together and stick a “I’ve been robbed sign” on his back*

I think I’m gonna like it here Grin   
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MWBailey
Rogue Ætherlord
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United States United States


"This is the sort of thing no-one ever believes"

rtafStElmo
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 12:56:43 am »

Wow I’ve never seen you before.  Don’t I get a warm friendly welcome too?

*As MWBailey shakes my hand I pick pocket his wallet, watch, gun, promiscuous magazines, goggles, tie his shoes together and stick a “I’ve been robbed sign” on his back*

I think I’m gonna like it here Grin   

does the same things, in reverse order, to steamtastic before he can let go.


I think I might like it here as well."
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tophatdan
Zeppelin Captain
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United States United States


I'm not Steampunk, I Live Steampunk....


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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 04:29:46 am »

ah my kind of folks
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you gotta love livin babe, cause dyin is a pain in the ass -----
 frank sinatra
Mister Atlas
Deck Hand
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Canada Canada


Unrepentant scallywag.

MisterAtlas147
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 05:04:20 am »

What frighteningly dastardly fellows.  I do believe I may just fit right in.
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