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Sean Patrick O-Byrne
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« Reply #75 on: March 07, 2009, 08:33:17 am »

One mans chat-up line is another mands friendly conversation.

Aaand... vice versa.  Cool
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Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turn


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michaelbeeman
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« Reply #76 on: March 07, 2009, 10:48:31 pm »

*Wanders back to the Bar from the Dartboard*
As I feared, my talent for darts hasn't magically improved. But, as I've said in the past, while I may play with little skill, I make up for it with great enthusiasm!
Barkeep, a round for the house on my tab, please!




(and where are Harold's feet? perhaps the Dodo has taken them?)
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« Reply #77 on: March 07, 2009, 11:39:53 pm »

You've been promoted to a barmaid? Ummm.. congrats?
Yeah..... that wasn't quite what I had in mind, but now I've tried the uniform, I can see an upside.......  Embarrassed

I have to confess, you do look rather fetching in it. I was going to say dashing, but that doesn't quite fit

*ducks as a dart whistles past*
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« Reply #78 on: March 08, 2009, 12:00:12 am »

Right, lets see... I'll have a tall black russian, please. I would challenge someone to a game of bar billiards, but there doesn't seem to be a table here..?

Oh, carbon filament! I nearly tripped over someone's dodo!
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« Reply #79 on: March 08, 2009, 12:58:57 am »

*Wanders in and sits at the bar*

"Ma'am, a pint of cider if you please."

*Pays for cider and drinks whilst looking around the patrons.

Nice place, I think I could hang here for a bit.

*Begins rolling a cigarette.*

Is there a smoking section? Go forbid I'd want to break any rules.
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Jennette Haber
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« Reply #80 on: March 08, 2009, 01:10:05 am »

*twiddles her thumbs by the door waiting for the 23rd*
damn close now!

*Enters and leaves hat, cloak with the cloakroom maid, walks to bar and says to Miss Heber*:-
Ahem...! I think that you ought to know Miss, that as this is a "Virtual Pub", you can drink no matter you where you are. Smiley
*To the barperson*:- 2 pints of Brains SA in dimpled glasses please and put it on my account thank you. There you go Miss Heber enjoy, but do take it easy though.

Oh, my, how kind of you good sir.
*sips*
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« Reply #81 on: March 08, 2009, 01:10:44 am »

Is there a smoking section? Go forbid I'd want to break any rules.
Smoke freely.
Our virtual lungs are safe.

I've been having a cigar since page one!
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« Reply #82 on: March 08, 2009, 01:34:50 am »

Right, lets see... I'll have a tall black russian, please. I would challenge someone to a game of bar billiards, but there doesn't seem to be a table here..?

Ah not in here, however there is one in the snug....

Oh, carbon filament! I nearly tripped over someone's dodo!

Oh there he is.... tsk I do believe he's been stealing crisps again....Why is there a dart in his tailfeathers? *applies bandaid in comedy X style*

Time for an Absinthe I feel - Your good health and as I have just returned from my Parents 50th Anniversary, Drinks are on me....

Now where's the spoon....
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« Reply #83 on: March 08, 2009, 02:08:53 am »

Is there a smoking section? Go forbid I'd want to break any rules.
Smoke freely.
Our virtual lungs are safe.

I've been having a cigar since page one!

Ah, thank yee very much pal!

*takes a drag on cigarette*

Sorry to seem like an addict but this is only an occaisonal event. Anyone up for a shots contest? I'm always set.

*orders half a dozen shots of vodka*

This is going to be interesting  Grin

*downs a shot*

Whoa... what a shot...

*wipes mouth in an unconcerned manner*

Nice one, keep 'em coming
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« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2009, 02:20:31 am »

*twiddles her thumbs by the door waiting for the 23rd*
damn close now!

*Enters and leaves hat, cloak with the cloakroom maid, walks to bar and says to Miss Heber*:-
Ahem...! I think that you ought to know Miss, that as this is a "Virtual Pub", you can drink no matter you where you are. Smiley
*To the barperson*:- 2 pints of Brains SA in dimpled glasses please and put it on my account thank you. There you go Miss Heber enjoy, but do take it easy though.

Agreed, we also haven't established a location or national jurisdiction (do we need to?) and here in the UK anyone of any age can enter a pub if they serve food and they don't approach the bar. If no fodd then entry at sixteen (just no alcohol), and alcohol at eighteen.
So come on in and enjoy yourself (in moderation of course) just stay in the UK zones Wink

the actual law states that alcohol is available at 16 when accompanied by a meal, but only if it is a single pint or equivalent, having to study it for my door license (im a licensed bouncer)
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« Reply #85 on: March 08, 2009, 02:39:52 am »

(im a licensed bouncer)

Muahahahahahaha! No license for me! Rogue bouncer, rogue bouncer!!!
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« Reply #86 on: March 08, 2009, 02:43:08 am »

(im a licensed bouncer)


Muahahahahahaha! No license for me! Rogue bouncer, rogue bouncer!!!
Is that anything like a rogue demon hunter?
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HAC
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« Reply #87 on: March 08, 2009, 03:34:04 am »

If I could have some assistance,please? I think the dodo has wandered off with my feet..  Another dram of the Whiskey Perilous, then, that should help, I thnk?

Cheers
Harold
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« Reply #88 on: March 08, 2009, 05:51:31 am »

If I could have some assistance,please? I think the dodo has wandered off with my feet..  Another dram of the Whiskey Perilous, then, that should help, I thnk?
* Pnakotus returns from searching under the tables ...
I found your feet for you.
* Pnakotus looks kinda befuddled for a moment ...
Um, how exactly did you loose your feet to a dodo anyway? Do I sense some weird lovecraftian dodo in our midst with a foot fetish?
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Vienna Fahrmann
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« Reply #89 on: March 08, 2009, 06:08:05 am »


    No, dodo's steal feet because they aren't very inteligent...they don't realize that they really need to be stealing flying machines to get themselves off the ground.

     Vienna
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« Reply #90 on: March 08, 2009, 07:22:42 am »

No, dodo's steal feet because they aren't very inteligent...
lol I was wondering more on how one allows themselves to have their feet stolen by a dodo. Wink
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« Reply #91 on: March 08, 2009, 07:28:29 am »

alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol
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The Kernel
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« Reply #92 on: March 08, 2009, 08:05:13 am »

And presumably a very curious dodo?
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« Reply #93 on: March 08, 2009, 08:19:43 am »

indeed
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« Reply #94 on: March 08, 2009, 09:51:01 am »

(im a licensed bouncer)

Muahahahahahaha! No license for me! Rogue bouncer, rogue bouncer!!!

yes, but you have bees and beardage that would make a grown man cry, your allowed

...

ill have a lemonade (british style), last nights drinking of large amounts of cider has me slightly dehydrated
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HAC
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« Reply #95 on: March 08, 2009, 04:03:58 pm »

No, dodo's steal feet because they aren't very inteligent...
lol I was wondering more on how one allows themselves to have their feet stolen by a dodo. Wink

The Perlious Whiskey, in copious amounts will contribute to that...

Cheers
Harold
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« Reply #96 on: March 08, 2009, 05:29:21 pm »

*notices Harold's feet*  What the....??


*notices Dodo sitting on lap......*   ...Argh! Not taking any chances here!  *throws Dodo across the room*

Right, time for a drop of Lambs Rum I think....  Hey that new barmaid looks a bit rough !

SS
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« Reply #97 on: March 08, 2009, 05:39:10 pm »


Right, time for a drop of Lambs Rum I think....  Hey that new barmaid looks a bit rough !
SS

S'okay, I'll look better after you've finished the bottle of rum, just before I fade from view.........
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« Reply #98 on: March 08, 2009, 06:20:08 pm »

*notices Harold's feet*  What the....??


*notices Dodo sitting on lap......*   ...Argh! Not taking any chances here!  *throws Dodo across the room*
SS

I say, Don't mind him, he's just a friendly sort, besides he's only really interested in Feet...

At you leisure can I have a Pint of Cider and  A Treacle toffee pudding (in separate containers)...

.... and a packet of Peanuts for the Dodo

Thanks awfully
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« Reply #99 on: March 08, 2009, 07:14:07 pm »

Oooh, how did I not find this place before? I'll have a beer, and cheese-fries if you've got 'em.
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