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Captain Lyerly
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« Reply #200 on: April 04, 2009, 04:51:29 am »

Oh, now, I can resist anything but a challenge.

Are you sure you are up to it?

I have, in my repertoire, at least two of the World's Worst Puns...  at least one of which has been officially registered as a Killing Joke, which I, by law, am not allowed to share.



Cheers!

Chas.

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Captain Sir Charles A. Lyerly, O.B.T.
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wire: captain_lyerly, at wire office "Yahoo dot Qom"

"You'd think he'd learn."
"Heh! De best minions neffer do!"
nathe
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Australia Australia


« Reply #201 on: April 04, 2009, 05:31:00 am »

i have no doubt as your your aptitude with language -_q

in fact, i doubt that i can stand to a challenge with you Tongue however much i do enjoy word play, as long as the language of such a play is of a similar orientation to my own. i can assure you i dont speak mandarin Cheesy Wink
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The_Steam_Master
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« Reply #202 on: April 04, 2009, 05:36:03 am »

i can assure you i dont speak mandarin Cheesy Wink

but i do speak lime Grin Wink Tongue
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Captain Lyerly
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Ukraine Ukraine


At the helm of the Frumious Bandersnatch


« Reply #203 on: April 04, 2009, 05:42:10 am »

Very well.  Don't say you weren't warned.

So, a chap from the Mongolian capital goes off to Germany, where he becomes a pinch hitter for their lancer regiment's baseball team.  He gets homesick, of course, so he goes to a creperie where he knows the chef understands how to make the tea-flavoured cakes he had loved so much at home.  So the chef had to mix up some...






Wait for it!...








Oolong batter for the Uhlan batter from Ulan Bataar.



Cheers!

Chas.
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nathe
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« Reply #204 on: April 04, 2009, 05:53:15 am »

haha.  Grin as i said, i do enjoy puns.

well. i did observe a car coming toward me the other day, i was curious as to the current momentum, and tried to work it out when the answer suddenly hit me.

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The_Steam_Master
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« Reply #205 on: April 04, 2009, 05:55:41 am »

*tumbleweed*

 Wink

 Cheesy
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Captain Lyerly
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Ukraine Ukraine


At the helm of the Frumious Bandersnatch


« Reply #206 on: April 05, 2009, 01:47:32 am »

Er.  Um.  I'll have ... whatever the gent with all the legs by the hookah is having...  Legs?  Oh, hey, the Caterpillar is back.  Isn't that grand... but wait. - Does anyone hear sort of a burbling sound?


Cheers!

Chas.
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George De Vraic
Zeppelin Captain
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United Kingdom United Kingdom



« Reply #207 on: April 05, 2009, 09:56:15 am »

A pint of Scrumpy please, Barmaid, some child-free matches and a packet of Bucktrout's Extra Rough. Got any savoury pies?

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"Voul-ous enne coupaïe d'thee?"
Sir A Poiselamppe
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Inventor of the Homing Battenburgram


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« Reply #208 on: April 05, 2009, 12:56:56 pm »

Bushmills please , no Ice, I'll cry into it myself..... what IS that burbleing sound? Tongue
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Captain Spooner
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United States United States

Just your average tinkering steamy ninja.


« Reply #209 on: April 05, 2009, 02:10:21 pm »

Hurm...*gurgle* My apologies gentlemen, I should have learned to avoid the cabbage when eating corned beef.  Any pink bismuth behind the bar there, mate.  And a bushmills for me as well. The black lable please.
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"It is the mark of the cultured man that he is aware of the fact that equality is an ethical and not a biological principle."
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Vienna Fahrmann
Zeppelin Admiral
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Austria Austria


« Reply #210 on: April 05, 2009, 07:34:33 pm »


    Ooohhh, someones talking about shoes!  I wander over and join the conversation.

     Vienna
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helios
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

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« Reply #211 on: April 05, 2009, 09:04:53 pm »

So, I got me new Boots on today. What'd'ya think?
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Let those who worship ignorance's might,
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jringling
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convicted Rogue and Vagabond…long story…


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« Reply #212 on: April 06, 2009, 01:56:30 am »

Barkeep! I need a shot of whiskey. And leave the bottle...
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Captain Lyerly
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Ukraine Ukraine


At the helm of the Frumious Bandersnatch


« Reply #213 on: April 06, 2009, 03:53:41 pm »

Yes, shoes...

You know, Stacey Adams has a Morgan boot that is still the same as the one they made in 1890; and as far as men's shoes go, the clearance rack at Marshall's is a good place to find "elastic-sided boots" from the same era (they are called "Beatle boots" these days, I suppose because they are good at crushing insects) though they have also been referred to as "Congress" boots. 

But please, don't let the discussion get out of hand - the gentlemen in the corner are deeply engrossed in a game.

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I don't think we want to disturb them.


Cheers!

Chas.
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Vienna Fahrmann
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« Reply #214 on: April 06, 2009, 05:10:44 pm »


    I think that I'd better switch to coffee for a while...I'm starting to see multiple dodo's.

     Vienna
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The_Steam_Master
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« Reply #215 on: April 06, 2009, 05:24:31 pm »

no, thats its mates back again...

*grabs a broom*

stay away from Howards feet you lot *shakes broom menacingly*
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Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #216 on: April 07, 2009, 12:27:54 am »

stay away from Howards feet you lot *shakes broom menacingly*


Are those Dodos bothering that guy from the Halifax bank again?.....must be his singing that does it.   Grin Cheesy


*counts up cash pocketed since opening time*  Hehe, excellent!
*helps self to brandy and heads over to sit by the fire, before the barkeeper returns and figures it out*

*sips brandy* Ahhh, that's better.  So, what's the current conversation about?....

SS
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Vienna Fahrmann
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« Reply #217 on: April 07, 2009, 02:08:16 am »


    Shoes and boots....and other items of sartorial magnificence.

     Vienna
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The_Steam_Master
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« Reply #218 on: April 07, 2009, 02:12:36 am »

i wear boots Cheesy

now buy me a pint Wink
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Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #219 on: April 07, 2009, 04:11:01 am »


    Shoes and boots....and other items of sartorial magnificence.

     Vienna

*eyes glaze over* Uh-huh........





*snores*

SS
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clockwork creation
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Rapscallion Smile


« Reply #220 on: April 07, 2009, 03:42:32 pm »

i wear newrocks Cheesy buy me a pint
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Vienna Fahrmann
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« Reply #221 on: April 07, 2009, 06:18:57 pm »


    My favoured shoes include 4" spike heels.

     Vienna
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MWBailey
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« Reply #222 on: April 07, 2009, 08:34:24 pm »

Sarsaparilla, your best, please.
Nice place you've got here. Even brass cuspidors...and I like that fireplace.

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« Reply #223 on: April 07, 2009, 08:41:05 pm »


    My favoured shoes include 4" spike heels.

     Vienna


*Snores*...

...

......


GARRRRRRGH!!!    *Removes 4" spiked heel from groin*   Oh thank Cog - I thought it was that Dodo!

*whimpers*  Ice please barkeep! *hobbles over to bar*

SS
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darkshines
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Wales Wales


Miss Katonic 1898


« Reply #224 on: April 07, 2009, 08:47:16 pm »

Oooh, shiny.....

I'll take an absinthe with brown sugar please *pulls a chair up to the bar*
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