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Captain Lyerly
Zeppelin Overlord
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Ukraine Ukraine


At the helm of the Frumious Bandersnatch


« Reply #175 on: March 13, 2009, 02:28:18 am »

Hmmm?  Oh, where did everybody go?

Oh, well, I guess I will have another Belhaven's.

Has anyone seen my plans for that armed steam launch?  I think Zaharoff snagged them and nipped out the back.

Oh, no, not again...  Anyone have a cable address for Reilly?


Cheers!


Chas.
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Captain Sir Charles A. Lyerly, O.B.T.
Soldier of Fortune and Gentleman Adventurer
wire: captain_lyerly, at wire office "Yahoo dot Qom"

"You'd think he'd learn."
"Heh! De best minions neffer do!"
Angus A Fitziron
Zeppelin Overlord
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United Kingdom United Kingdom

Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'


« Reply #176 on: March 13, 2009, 06:54:19 pm »

Good evening chaps and......... Oh, I say, bit quite in here, what?

Landlord, do you think the level of dodo poo might be putting customers off - it is the 19th century you know? Never mind, I'll have a shovel and 2 pints of London Pride, one now and one when I've finished it.
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"wee all here are much troubled with the loss of poor Thompson & Sutton"
The_Steam_Master
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« Reply #177 on: March 13, 2009, 07:00:52 pm »

*wakes up*

... ugh... what did i eat...

oh yes, that stuff which some people call cheese on chips...

i think i shall have a pint of Merry Down cider with ice to clean me out
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Siliconous Skumins
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Governor
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« Reply #178 on: March 13, 2009, 07:30:54 pm »

*yawns and gets up out of the hammock strung under the bar*

I say, what ti..m....er, day is it?  Oh well, SUN IS OVER THE YARDARM -  time for evening drinkies!

And keeping with the sea fairing theme, I'll have a double Lambs Rum please barkeep!  - Ta.


*stares at the gigantic pile of steaming, festering, mountain-like Dodo crap, in the middle of the room*   What the fu....... What on earth has that Dodo been EATING??!!   Is that a human Leg bone?!!

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Angus A Fitziron
Zeppelin Overlord
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United Kingdom United Kingdom

Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'


« Reply #179 on: March 13, 2009, 09:33:59 pm »

What ho chaps, how do ye do? Sorry about the old pile of poo, I'm just waiting for a steam tipper to come and pick it up. I was wondering if we dried it, if it will burn in a firebox? Two pints of Pride m'dear and and a top up whatever my chums are drinking.
Thank you

Ahhh there's the tiper now, soon have this sorted...

*opens double bar room doors and steam tipper hisses and wheezes it way backwards into the bar, startling three slumbering customers and two dodos from under a table*
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Sir A Poiselamppe
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Inventor of the Homing Battenburgram


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« Reply #180 on: March 14, 2009, 01:10:23 am »



*opens double bar room doors and steam tipper hisses and wheezes it way backwards into the bar, startling three slumbering customers and two dodos from under a table*

What who... ah I see, apologies my Dodo, allow me to donate this photograph of a £20 note to defray the cost of the carpet cleaning...

Meanwhile.... A Gin and It if you please......
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Angus A Fitziron
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Research Air Ship R.A.S. 'Saorsa'


« Reply #181 on: March 14, 2009, 10:28:38 am »

Oh.. er....um... thank you my lord, here is a photograph of my sincere gratitude for your kind consideration. *shouts* Left hand down a bit...
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Captain Lyerly
Zeppelin Overlord
*******
Ukraine Ukraine


At the helm of the Frumious Bandersnatch


« Reply #182 on: April 01, 2009, 04:24:41 am »

Well, I need a drink now.

Been well and truly burned, over on Geographical.

Hope you have something dark and peaty, with "Glen" somewhere in the title.


Thanks.

Cheers!

Chas.
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Siliconous Skumins
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« Reply #183 on: April 01, 2009, 04:37:58 am »

*notices cobwebs covering bar*  Uhm.....been a bit quiet here lately?

*goes behind bar and blows dust off bottles*

AH! Here's the good stuff - this should be what your after, Captain Lyerly... You have a choice of Saurian brandy or Glenlivet single malt....

....


....

I'd take the Glenlivet, the brandy seems to be green, and smells like..... petrol!??!

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Vienna Fahrmann
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Austria Austria


« Reply #184 on: April 01, 2009, 05:57:48 am »


     I'll have a plum brandy, thank you.

     Vienna
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helios
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New Zealand New Zealand


Probably not Death, the Destroyer of Worlds

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« Reply #185 on: April 01, 2009, 08:50:25 am »

I'll have, ah, whatever. Just give me something purple and alcoholic.
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Let those who worship ignorance's might,
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The_Steam_Master
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« Reply #186 on: April 01, 2009, 09:38:17 am »

*wakes up*

ugh... my head... i specifically remember picking up my glass of lemonade, then nothing...

...

hang on... i think that dodo was hovering around... sir, i think that bird spiked my drink
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Sir A Poiselamppe
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« Reply #187 on: April 01, 2009, 01:49:26 pm »


hang on... i think that dodo was hovering around... sir, i think that bird spiked my drink

Mmmmm what.... Who...where ah back here again... I think we have suffred from my accidentlly switching on the pocket stasis generator, now  the batteries seem to have run down so....

Mines a Pint of Cider and an alligator sandwich - and make it snappy....
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« Reply #188 on: April 01, 2009, 01:53:21 pm »

that device, seems to work very well, but, not so great if you want to use in short term but accidentally use Duracell batteries Shocked

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pint of ale barkeep, my good man
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« Reply #189 on: April 01, 2009, 07:18:50 pm »

*pours The Steam Master a pint*

Hey, where exactly has the barkeep gone?

*pockets cash*  On second thoughts - nevermind....

Right, who's next?   *helps self to the brandy*

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Mercury Wells
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« Reply #190 on: April 01, 2009, 07:28:02 pm »

A pint of "Old Geezers' Ale" please Squire.
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« Reply #191 on: April 01, 2009, 09:40:11 pm »

I may pop in later, but not right now  Smiley
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leeps
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United States United States


Philadelphia


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« Reply #192 on: April 01, 2009, 09:51:11 pm »

Oh good, the bar is open! I'll take a beer. I hear the ones with amusing names are good.
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The_Steam_Master
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« Reply #193 on: April 01, 2009, 10:06:05 pm »

try Samuel Adams, its good

...

speaking of which, toss one of those over my way aswell *pays for both*
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United Kingdom United Kingdom


Rapscallion Smile


« Reply #194 on: April 01, 2009, 10:14:26 pm »

a pint of something strong enough to make me forget all about today...
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The_Steam_Master
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« Reply #195 on: April 01, 2009, 10:15:47 pm »

a pint of something strong enough to make me forget all about today...

*buys you a pint of Jack Daniels*

tell your problems to Uncle Jack, he understands
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Philadelphia


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« Reply #196 on: April 01, 2009, 11:51:46 pm »

try Samuel Adams, its good

speaking of which, toss one of those over my way aswell *pays for both*

I do enjoy a Sammy now and then. Thanky thanky.
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Prof Eumides Blakehurst
Zeppelin Captain
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Australia Australia


Scientist by Training, Mad by Practice.


« Reply #197 on: April 02, 2009, 12:35:21 am »

Oh good, the bar is open! I'll take a beer. I hear the ones with amusing names are good.

They are indeed. A pint of Theakston's Old Squeeze, if you please!
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Captain Lyerly
Zeppelin Overlord
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Ukraine Ukraine


At the helm of the Frumious Bandersnatch


« Reply #198 on: April 04, 2009, 03:41:30 am »

I say, has anyone seen the Caterpillar?  He was here, then there was a large puff of smoke, and now he - AND the hookah - along with that mushroom, oddly enough, are missing!

Ah, well, I think there are a few more hookahs around - no 'hookah' puns please, this is a higher-class establishment than that! - and I am sure there were several boxes of sheesha around.  No, please do NOT fish that awful stuff out of the persian slipper on the wall!  Ugh, how Holmes can stand that horrible stuff I well never know.  Ah, yes, some nice apple mix, just the ticket.

Anyone care to join me by the fire?  There was a discussion going on about shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages, and kings.


Cheers!

Chas.
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« Reply #199 on: April 04, 2009, 03:58:48 am »

there is no class too high for puns.

*grabs a pint of stout*
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