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Author Topic: Young Air-Kraken Breeders Organisation  (Read 3531 times)
Mercury Wells
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« on: January 10, 2009, 03:50:55 pm »

This is the first meeting of YAKBO. Meetings are held weekly.

The main aim is to breed minature A-Ks as pets, as well as showing them.

So far I have managed to breed a "Greater Crested" A-K.




 
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2009, 10:47:35 pm »

i assue your an expert on this matter of squid so where can i get myself a pet ?
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2009, 12:27:09 am »

Squid? I prefer to think of them as aerocephalopods.
Lovely plumage the Norwegian.

DB

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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2009, 12:53:17 pm »

my dear fellow its squid to those of us with a hangover
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Dusza Beben
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2009, 03:13:42 am »

my dear fellow its squid to those of us with a hangover

I'm not hungover myself, I'm just drunk.  Wink
Perhaps that is the very reason we call Navy recruits "squids" this side of the pond?
Hmmmmm...

DB

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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2009, 03:59:39 am »

I think I managed to cross a race known as the "Taggert" with one of my lovely krakens. They appear to have had some babies, I will say however they don't seem to be able to see properly, perhaps some form of spectacles is needed.

So anyone who wants a kraken baby, I have a few left. Cute little buggers they are.
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2009, 09:41:16 pm »

Cute is not the word I'd use for those abominations.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2009, 07:40:54 pm »

Cute is not the word I'd use for those abominations.  Roll Eyes

Have you ever stared into the eyes of a kraken child?!!  Angry
Those are the eyes of innocence and wonder, they eyes of a deeply emotional being that can change your life....

or

I'm sorry you didn't get the kraken baby you really wanted that one Xmas and are now taking it out on all of us.
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2009, 05:43:19 pm »

I once had an air-kraken...alas, it attached itself to my neighbours leg and hasn't let go since. He wasn't pleased, but really, what am I supposed to do about these things? He should've thought of that before going to that costume party dressed as a squid.
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2009, 01:54:49 am »

Cute is not the word I'd use for those abominations.  Roll Eyes

Have you ever stared into the eyes of a kraken child?!!  Angry
Those are the eyes of innocence and wonder, they eyes of a deeply emotional being that can change your life....

or

I'm sorry you didn't get the kraken baby you really wanted that one Xmas and are now taking it out on all of us.
*Raises what should have been an eyebrow before his FACE got sucked off.*
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2009, 08:10:07 am »

I think it would behoove us all to address the horror of so called "breeders" who are, in fact, raising 'squids for the purpose of CONSUMPTION!
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 01:33:16 am »

I think it would behoove us all to address the horror of so called "breeders" who are, in fact, raising 'squids for the purpose of CONSUMPTION!

Why would they want to give squids consumption?  They aren't nearly as tasty when diseased.

DB

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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2009, 04:00:06 am »

Not to mention one runs the risk of contracting said disease oneself.
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 04:36:38 pm »

There's a reason it's called the "Young Air-Kraken Breeders Organisation."  Ever meet an Air-Kraken breeder who lived to be old?   Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2009, 02:26:14 pm »

MMMmmm

Air Calamari in a light garlic butter sauce served on linguini.
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« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2009, 11:28:08 pm »

Quick question to anyone who's crossed the Aeromicrocosmus johnsonii with the Aeromicrocosmus vulgaris; what did you do about the...errr..."ink problem"
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Mercury Wells
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« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2009, 03:07:03 am »

I sell it to steam-mages.
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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2009, 07:42:04 pm »

Ah I'm afraid I'm not on very good terms with their guild after I gave them a gallon of what they thought was refined cockatrice oil in exchange for a pair of Nipponese incubation tanks, turns out whatever I did supply them with didn't react in the appropriate manner in their aetheric phlogiston condenser. You'd think that would be old news, they've found a new guild house now (although that part of Islington is still under quarantine as far as I'm aware). I'm still left with a couple of vats of ink that I can't shift, I don't think I can get away with dumping it in the canals for much longer, some of the locals are noticing the effects it's having on the fish...
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« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2009, 04:54:46 am »

The ink might not be as stable as regular printing ink, but I have discovered a wonderous property when writing in on parchment. It disappears after a short time.. only to reappear many hours later!  You could market it to children and spies, for marking targets and tomfoolery, respectively.
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« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2009, 09:35:11 pm »

Im confused.....is all this real? or are you guys just joking?Cause I have never heard of air krakens being real........
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Mercury Wells
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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2009, 04:25:08 pm »

Im confused.....is all this real? or are you guys just joking?Cause I have never heard of air krakens being real........
It is as real as you or myself.
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« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2009, 01:59:06 pm »

NUMAH THREE TURRET CREW AHALT!!

Stand easy lads. Just put the Wireless Telegraph array by the... ah cage door.

*Checks directions*

What? It's a juvenile Red Crested Strato Kraken, very very rare. And before you ask, no you can't keep it.

Righto, we made a wrong turn, back we go.

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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2009, 10:00:10 pm »

The ink might not be as stable as regular printing ink, but I have discovered a wonderous property when writing in on parchment. It disappears after a short time.. only to reappear many hours later!  You could market it to children and spies, for marking targets and tomfoolery, respectively.
But the burns!
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« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2009, 07:51:03 am »

The ink might not be as stable as regular printing ink, but I have discovered a wonderous property when writing in on parchment. It disappears after a short time.. only to reappear many hours later!  You could market it to children and spies, for marking targets and tomfoolery, respectively.
But the burns!

well thats all part of children and spies isnt it?
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