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Author Topic: Distiiled Wisdom  (Read 35626 times)
Gazongola
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« Reply #300 on: November 24, 2008, 01:43:19 am »

Ah... Now I understand.
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« Reply #301 on: November 24, 2008, 01:45:31 am »

Just remembered some aposite Distilled Wisdom:

"Only a fool argues with his Doctor"

Smiley
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« Reply #302 on: November 24, 2008, 01:20:21 pm »

Just remembered some aposite Distilled Wisdom:

"Only a fool argues with his Doctor"

Smiley


DR. well we have come to the conclusion after lengthy tests that you are suffering from a cold
PATIENT. what can you do to fix it ?
DR. put you on a 9 year waiting list to have your face smashed in with a brick

here in the UK sometimes you have to argue with ya doctor
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Gazongola
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« Reply #303 on: November 24, 2008, 02:34:32 pm »

Just remembered some aposite Distilled Wisdom:

"Only a fool argues with his Doctor"

Smiley


DR. well we have come to the conclusion after lengthy tests that you are suffering from a cold
PATIENT. what can you do to fix it ?
DR. put you on a 9 year waiting list to have your face smashed in with a brick

here in the UK sometimes you have to argue with ya doctor

I had to do that when I had to convince the doctor that my mouth ulcers were a side effect of being on malaria pills for three weeks.
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« Reply #304 on: November 24, 2008, 08:37:04 pm »

Just remembered some aposite Distilled Wisdom:

"Only a fool argues with his Doctor"

Smiley


DR. well we have come to the conclusion after lengthy tests that you are suffering from a cold
PATIENT. what can you do to fix it ?
DR. put you on a 9 year waiting list to have your face smashed in with a brick

here in the UK sometimes you have to argue with ya doctor

I had to do that when I had to convince the doctor that my mouth ulcers were a side effect of being on malaria pills for three weeks.

Which brings to mind this nugget:

Good, fast, cheap:  You can have any two.
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« Reply #305 on: November 24, 2008, 11:53:45 pm »

From "Reggie Perrin"

Dr. Morrisey (kneeling over prone body of CJ) "My god! He's dead!"

CJ (Opening one eye) "Your fired!!"
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« Reply #306 on: November 25, 2008, 12:07:04 am »

On that note-

Homer Simpson- about to hammer a stake into Mr Burns' heart (Treehouse of Horror):

 "Kill my boss? Am I ready to live out the American Dream??"

 Stakes him. Burns/Dracula melts to goo, briefly reforms to utter:

"You're fired!"
 
 -before returning to goo.
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« Reply #307 on: November 25, 2008, 12:15:02 am »

I once proved that my uncle was a vampire... I drove a stake through his heart and he died.
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« Reply #308 on: December 03, 2008, 07:23:36 am »

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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I've shovelled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke
I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turn


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« Reply #309 on: December 03, 2008, 08:01:15 am »

Always have a good warm-up stretch before engaging in kinky sex.

You should be fit to be tied.
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« Reply #310 on: January 16, 2009, 08:01:20 pm »

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.


sick is not killing it first
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« Reply #311 on: January 16, 2009, 09:12:27 pm »

"why make it easy for yourself, when it's so easy to make it difficult."- Ronny Eriksson
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« Reply #312 on: January 18, 2009, 05:04:34 am »

"man who puts his genitals in penut butter is F**king nuts."
which is actually wrong because penuts are a legume.

Confusion say: Huh? what?
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« Reply #313 on: January 18, 2009, 07:18:25 am »

Clothes work better used on the outside of the body.
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« Reply #314 on: February 08, 2009, 01:10:10 pm »

"To think before you speak, is like wiping your ass before you shit." -Arne Anka
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« Reply #315 on: February 08, 2009, 04:39:32 pm »

Clothes work better used on the outside of the body.

Not entirely true...

Sometimes they're best scattered about on the floor. Wink  Grin
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« Reply #316 on: February 08, 2009, 04:43:00 pm »

Clothes work better used on the outside of the body.

Not entirely true...

Sometimes they're best scattered about on the floor. Wink  Grin
Technically that's still outside the body Wink

"To think before you speak, is like wiping your ass before you shit." -Arne Anka
I beg to differ!
If I don't think before I speak I stutter and stumble through my scentances and they do not come out good, so I thought about it for a moment and came up with this counter distilled wisdom in the same vein... or rather the same digestive tract;

To think before you speak, is like realising you can crap flowers instead of shit.
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Hägglund
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« Reply #317 on: February 08, 2009, 04:50:42 pm »

Clothes work better used on the outside of the body.


Not entirely true...

Sometimes they're best scattered about on the floor. Wink  Grin

Technically that's still outside the body Wink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_underwear
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"To think before you speak, is like wiping your ass before you shit." -Arne Anka

I beg to differ!
If I don't think before I speak I stutter and stumble through my scentances and they do not come out good, so I thought about it for a moment and came up with this counter distilled wisdom in the same vein... or rather the same digestive tract;

To think before you speak, is like realising you can crap flowers instead of shit.

And i counter with:
Bullshit makes the flowers grow

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JennyWren
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« Reply #318 on: February 08, 2009, 06:13:55 pm »


Bullshit makes the flowers grow


Does that also apply to verbal diarrhoea  Huh
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Hägglund
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« Reply #319 on: February 08, 2009, 06:57:59 pm »


Bullshit makes the flowers grow


Does that also apply to verbal diarrhoea  Huh
YES!

(Pulled that answer out of my ass)
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SteamBlast Mary
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« Reply #320 on: February 13, 2009, 06:22:54 pm »


"It is more important for you to be right than it is for someone else to be happy"

"Saying "I told you so" when someone is upset ensures the lesson is driven home".

Two pieces of wisdom I learnt from my father.

I'm off to take my medication now.
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« Reply #321 on: February 13, 2009, 08:23:07 pm »

"When two people think alike, then one of them is redundant"
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« Reply #322 on: February 13, 2009, 08:28:46 pm »

"When two people think alike, then one of them is redundant"
What if they were both thinking of a thing that only two people could do?

Loop holes, man! You gotta tie up your loop holes Wink
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« Reply #323 on: February 13, 2009, 08:50:37 pm »

"When two people think alike, then one of them is redundant"
What if they were both thinking of a thing that only two people could do?

Loop holes, man! You gotta tie up your loop holes Wink

"DON'T forget the loop holes" Embarrassed

 Grin

But actually, there is no reason to have two persons that thinks the same. It's cheaper to have one person thats think and one to just follow orders, and it's better to have two people that don't thinks the same and come up with a better solution/compromise.
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« Reply #324 on: February 21, 2009, 11:19:04 pm »

Clothes work better used on the outside of the body.


Not entirely true...

Sometimes they're best scattered about on the floor. Wink  Grin

Technically that's still outside the body Wink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_underwear
 Roll Eyes


did you by any chance read the webpage before you posted the link for it?
here is an excerpt from the "candy panties" wikipedia link:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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