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Author Topic: Lines from steampunk versions of the movies  (Read 11944 times)
Zastrozzi
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« on: July 07, 2008, 01:51:22 pm »

The Wizard of Oz:  "My dear girl, not only are you not in Kansas any more, you are in a place in which the very concept of 'Kansas' stands in contradiction of the laws of physics."

Withnail and I:  "There must, and shall, be absinthe..."

The Italian Job:  "You're only supposed to disintegrate the bloody doors..."
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2008, 02:05:32 pm »

"Luke, you are my bastard."

Aetheric oscillator sword humms into life, Luke falls out of airship city.
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2008, 09:22:48 pm »

Me and my boyfriend did a bunch of these as intertitles a non existant film
"Serpents upon my Dirigible"
'Get these dashed serpents off my dashed dirigible'
'well that is felicitous, serpents on Opium"
'won't someone remove this dashed serpent from my posterior?"
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2008, 11:30:45 pm »

"NO! I expect you to be reduced to your constituent atoms, Mr. Bond."

"On second thoughts, let's not go to Arkham. It is a siily place."

"Sounds like fun, George! Can we all come?"

"And what happens if you take both pills?"

"I wouldn't worry, Frodo. You wear it if you want to."

"These are not the clockwork automata you're looking for."

" You've got to ask yourself just one question. Do I fully understand the outcome of this particular combination of circumstances, vis-a-vis the remaining ammunition?"

"Goodness! A chap could have a rather spendid weekend in Bognor with these items."

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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 11:57:43 am »

Off-topic, but if Robin forgot his line-

"Look, Robin! A herd of dirigible bovines has broken free of their mooring lines and is going to crash into our Bat-Zeppelin!

"...."
"...."
"...."
"OH MY GOD, BATMAN!"
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"Ah... how terrible. Now the tea I worked so hard to prepare has become meaningless."
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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 12:36:25 pm »

"Uh-uh. I know what you're thinking. Did he discharge 6 chambers, or was it only 5? Well, I rather forgot myself, what with all this excitement and all. But seeing that this is a .45 Civiliser, the most powerful hand-cannon in the Empire, and will blow your goggles clean off, you ought to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?

"Well, do you... steampunk?"
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Zastrozzi
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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 12:54:20 pm »

"Badges?  We don' need no steamin' badges...!"
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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2008, 10:06:13 pm »

"And what happens if you take both pills?"

good one  Cheesy
I like this thread
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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2008, 11:23:02 pm »

i concur! very entertaining ^_^
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Zastrozzi
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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2008, 11:48:15 am »

Look!  Up in the sky!

It is a BIRD?

Is is a PLANE?

NO! It's... oh, it's it's just the professor trying out another flying backpack.  (Sigh)  Shall I get the bandages out, or do you want to...?
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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2008, 12:34:13 pm »

"One gear to rule them all, one gear to find them, one gear to bring them all and in the clockwork interlock them! In the land of Mordor where the Steam Trains die."

(Meh maybe not so good but I'm quite happy with it Grin)

Some more that come to mind:

"Use the Æther luke!"


"A sky pirate goes to you swift and straight as a raygun beam shot into the sun. Welcome him and let him take his place at the council fire box of my people's steam engine. He is Uncas, my son. Bid them patience and ask death for haste; for they are all present but one - I, Chingachcog - Last of the Steampunks."
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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2008, 01:20:50 pm »

"That's no moon, it's an Aetherstation."

"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than Aetheric beam rifles"

"You're gonna need a bigger Airship"

"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'Steam Engines'"

"You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle." (Didn't need modification"

"Soylent Green is steam-infused oil in Biomatter!"
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elShoggotho
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2008, 02:10:36 pm »

"We can't stop here, this is Air-Kraken country!"
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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2008, 02:33:21 pm »

"We can't stop here, this is Air-Kraken country!"

That inspired me!

"We can't take her majesty there! The Air-Krakens are gangsters, if they capture her..."

"It'll be no different than if we take her to a system controlled by the Aetherpirates, except the Air-Krakens aren't looking for her. Which gives us the advantage."
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He's a right looney, that one...


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« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2008, 12:43:43 am »

"Please accompany me if you do not wish to perish in an exceptionally unpleasent manner."

"That automaton is out there. I cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It does not feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it will refuse to give you respite. Ever. Until thou art slain."


Firearm Emporium Owner: "Can I interest you in anything else?"

Automaton: "Phased Aether-Oscillator, in the 40 watt range."

Firearm Emporium Owner: "Only what you see on the rack my good fellow."


Guess which film I've been watching...  Grin
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« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2008, 01:33:34 am »

"Please accompany me if you do not wish to perish in an exceptionally unpleasent manner."

"That automaton is out there. I cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It does not feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it will refuse to give you respite. Ever. Until thou art slain."


Firearm Emporium Owner: "Can I interest you in anything else?"

Automaton: "Phased Aether-Oscillator, in the 40 watt range."

Firearm Emporium Owner: "Only what you see on the rack my good fellow."


Guess which film I've been watching...  Grin
Actually the first of something I refuse to call a trilogy?
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Clockwerk Wolf
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« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2008, 02:03:09 am »

Indeed my friend. And you are quite right, the word trilogy should not be used. Any true installments of the series ceased with the second. The fact they are continuing to make a fourth abomination, as well as that daft television series, is evidence of the sad state of the genre.

Kyle Reese is one of the coolest and most underplayed sci-fi action heroes ever.
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« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2008, 03:21:03 am »

as well as that daft television series
Sarah Connor's character was all wrong! ALL WRONG Angry!!!!!
*ahem* had to get that out of my system.
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« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2008, 03:31:38 am »

You're just saying what we're all feeling, Master JingleJoe. Linda Hamilton will always be the only Sarah Connor.

"The Sarah Connor Chronicles" made me want to do...violent things.  Angry
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Chrononaut
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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2008, 12:30:11 pm »

Mr Holland's Audiophonic Wave Oscillator
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« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2008, 03:14:24 pm »

I can't beleive we haven't had anything along the lines of -

"THIS IS AIRSHIP SPARTAAAA!!"

 - yet.
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« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2008, 03:21:30 pm »


"Between the time when the Oceans sank Atlantis
and the rise of the sons of Arius...
There was an age of steam undreamed of...

And unto this...  Steampunk!
Destined to wear Goggles upon a troubled brow.
It is I his chronicler who alone can tell thee of his saga....

Let me tell you of the days of Steam adventure...!"

*cue Basil Poledouris Smiley*
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« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2008, 03:44:59 pm »

"You know the odd thing about the continent? It's the little differences..."
"Example, old chum?"
"Well, for instance, one can gain entry to a hippodrome in Amsterdam, and order some tea. I'm not referring to a little beaker, by the by, I mean a proper china cup of tea. With a slice of lemon too, don'tche know?."
"Splendid!"

"...Scunthorpe? A quandary has arisen...."

"Pay heed, cave-persons! This.....is my Aetheric-Oscillation Device! The seven-gigawatt auto-charging Barnsley! Harrods' top-of-the-line! You can find this in the Exploring Supply Department! That's right, this absolute beauty was manufactured in good old Sheffield! Retails for approximately seven hundred pounds, twelve shillings and ninepence. Decorated with a Venusian Death-Pine stock, meteoric steel, and a hair-trigger!"
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"What do we do? You're asking me 'what do we do'? We do what we always do....We CHARGE, by thunder!" Captain Haephestus Burnside, of the "Reckless Abandon", shortly before a boarding action.

"You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!" Henry IV, Act II Scene I, WS.
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« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2008, 10:50:08 pm »

"Well. Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley."

"Oh, shut up. Livingston."
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« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2008, 11:05:20 pm »

"If that airship leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. "

"Mein Kaiser, I can valk!"

"It's a hundred and six miles to Liverpool, we have our coal reserves at maximum, half a pack of opium, it's dark, and we're wearing goggles"

"Your Majesty, we can not allow to be outnumbered on our quantity of shelters!"

"I have my confidence on The Empire. In The Empire I have made my wealth and I raised my daughter on the imperial fashion. I gave her free will as long she never dishonered her family. She gained a suitor, not a Penninsular. They went to the circus without chapperone until late at night, I didn't say a word about it. Some time later, they went on a ride with a friend of his as the coachman. They forced her to consume absinthe and attempted to take advantage of her, but she refused and kept her honour and decor high. They beated her as an animal..."
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