The Edison – Club Review

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Ms Lev recently visited The Edison club that we posted about recently, and put her review of the venue in the comments – however I’m so glad she took the time to write, I’m going to put it in a post of its own. Her opinions are of course, her own – particularly with respect to concerns about future clientele. *smiles*

“After reading about The Edison here on Brass Goggles, I decided that it would be a good place to go on a Valentine’s day dinner with my boyfriend, Kit (who you guys might know as artist/designer Anachronaut, mentioned on this blog a couple of posts back).

The journey to The Edison was surreal in its juxtaposition of rich and poor…

As we walked from the car, we passed by two homeless people, sleeping on the pavement under blankets. An elderly homeless lady with short hair and high socks wheeled her shopping cart across the street, while a group of well-dressed LA types crossed the adjacent street. Downtown LA at night feels as sinister as it looked in Blade Runner, only emptier; it’s interesting to note that the tunnel that Deckard drives through is located near the Edison.

The entrance to the building was in an alley called Harlem. There was a huge bouncer in a well-fitting suit standing outside. This man was so big, his mass blocked the entire door. He examined our ID’s, and I could see his eyes going over our clothes, our shoes, in evaluation. He stepped aside and let us in.

The interior was everything that I hoped it would be, and more. A giant chandelier made of amber-tinted lights loomed in the lobby, and everywhere I turned there were luxurious antique leather couches and armchairs. We descended downstairs, into the basement of the building. From there, it was room after room after room of industry-meets-luxury. The ceilings were impossibly tall, and there were silent films projected on the stone walls. There were giant, open rooms with scattered clusters of antique-looking bulbs, and the power plant’s original machinery remained intact decorated the different rooms. There was one room that looked like it was filled with rows of metal generators (I’m not sure what they were, I’ll ask next time). There were giant mirrors with ornate frames, with paintings of silent film stars like Louise Brooks painted over the glossy surface. Even the bathrooms maintained the theme, with artwork on the walls and polished and stained wooden bathroom stalls! There was a big stage built for bands playing, and a large dancefloor. I remember passing by a display case that contained an old gramophone horn and some old bottles.

It would be my dream to go to an industrial club night here, or to see Meredith Yayanos play her violin up on that stage. Unfortunately, I don’t think that’ll happen. The amount suited-up bouncers, and the general look of the patrons (all of whom looked like Hollywood Doucehbags) signals to me that this place will be VIP, and it will be for rich people, not alternative culture. It just opened last week and you can walk in for free, but I predict that it won’t be long before they start charging admission to get in, and being selective about admission, and before the place starts being rented out for private parties filled with more Hollywood Douchebags.

Nevertheless, my friends and I will dress up in our finest and go there while we still can. Maybe it’ll become a place for us to go. Maybe not. I’ll keep you posted.

Nadya Lev”

  • Hi there - I just read your review and thought you might be interested in seeing these newly launched virtual tours of The Edison which show off the venue:

    http://www.eyerevolution.co.uk/tours/the_edison/
  • This is exactly what I expected to find out after reading the title The Edison - Club Review. Thanks for informative article
  • Rebecca
    For my third comment in a row: Some Musings on Steampunk Food, and an Initial Attempt at a Menu
    This will require more work, but there are my initial ideas.
    Yes, I am obsessed with cuisine.
  • Rebecca
    Oh! And my recent fascination with bentos was entirely inspired by your cog bento, which I found a link to from Kaja Foglio's LJ some time ago. Thank you!
  • Rebecca
    I have a strange fascination for making sculptural food (known to the Midaevals as "subtlety"), so some of the images dancing in my head are very strange. I'll be sure to let you know about anything I might plot. And should the Steampunk Dinner Party ever happen, I'll provide you with a link to the pictures.
  • Tinkergirl
    Ms Rebecca - it's always been bubbling away at the back of my mind, what you would serve at a Steampunk dinner party - or indeed, what might be served at the captains table of an aethership to Mars, or what supplies you'd take on a airship to lands that time forgot.
    That, coupled with the fact that I've always wanted to host a dinner party of some kind, just never had the right guests to do so. *sighs*
    I'd be very interested to hear any ideas for menus, etc. you consider.
  • Rebecca
    *reads their menu*
    What a displeasing array of offerings. And if they are charging eleven dollars for three devilled eggs, then the portion sizes of their other dishes will likely be sadly disappointing as well, especially to gentlemen of appetites.
    If I could abide Los Angelese, I would want very much to go down there and work in their hopefully-soon-to-be-opened kitchen, with an eye towards introducing more thematic cuisine. (Alas, I cannot abide LA, and will stay in Seattle. I find it much more suited to my temperament.)
    Hmmm. It does cause me to think about the possibilities of steampunk food, however. I wonder what sort of dinner party I could put together, and how many of my friends would be interested in attending such a thing. . . .
  • It is hard to find... But they have a website - not much of a gallery, but it is something. http://www.edisondowntown.com/
  • Andy_W
    Perhaps a chat to one of the owners might be worthwhile too see what reaction you guys get about the future plans of the place.
  • Heavyporker
    Hey, was there an animatronic band playing away in there? :D
  • Doc
    Thanks for the write-up, Nadya!

    Some related links from the intarweb...
    obligatory 2nd St tunnel shot and an older exterior shot (credit goes to Martin of www.you-are-here.com, great photos in there!). For those interested in the environs, USC geography dept has a good USC walking tour overview of downtown. And of course, you could even live above The Edison.

    Nadya, I'm glad you mentioned the outside. This "new history" kick LA developers are on has some warts.
  • And0
    Tinker, it is my honor and my pleasure. This is the only RSS feed in which I read *every* post.

    Nadya, great, thanks for all the info. I'm in Santa Barbara, but the next weekend I have free, I'll definitely make the trip (and crash at a friend's house!)

    This reminds me of the Virtual World game place that BG mentioned a few weeks back. I think I still have a poster from them. LA is the place to be for steampunk themes!
  • When I called them on the phone, they said that the average item on the menu was $11. Cheap! By the time we got there, there was no more food. I chatted with one of the bartenders and he said that they don't have their own kitchen yet, but plan to have one soon. Right now they get their food from a local restaurant. They stop serving food at 7. And they close at 2 AM.

    It's worth a 2 hour drive if you combine it with other activities downtown, like shopping in those little markets, Little Tokyo, that type of stuff. Can't tell you anything about the drinks, we didn't drink there because our main objective that night was food.

    So, food is cheap, admission is free, which may be promotional until they get their own kitchen and really get things up and running.
  • Tinkergirl
    I know I shouldn't but I cannot help it - And0, thank you. You are my thousandth comment on Brass Goggles, which makes me smile greatly. No prize, I'm afraid though - just my thanks to you and all other commenters.
  • And0
    What were the prices like? Their menu lists none, and that worries me. Is it one of those "If you have to ask, you can't afford it" situations? Also, how were the drinks / eats? Is it worth a two hour drive? :)
  • Tinkergirl
    I can fix the spelling mistakes if you'd prefer, Ms Lev?

    I look forward to hear what happens on your next Edisonic Adventure - perhaps it can be reclaimed, or at the very least, you can show them how it should be done. Dressing to the occasion is a fading art, it seems.
  • Oh my god, apparently I can't even spell right in a 3-sentence comment. I am so ashamed!
  • Tinkergirl, thank you for posting my review. Everyone, apologies for the bad grammar and run-on sententeces. I was at work while I wrote this up and had to be quick.
  • I have been summoned by Nadya to join her in her next Edison adventure, and am very much looking forward to it, especially after this review.

    Perhaps through enough style and strength in numbers we’ll be able to give this wonderful place a less…douchebagy audience! At least for a time.

    [pardon the double post]
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